It is not easy being me because? Give your answer..

[rhino 0]

It is not easy being me because?

I don't know.. You try??

[freeflir29 0]

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It is not easy being me because?

Everyone expects so much from me when they meet me. Then they find out I'm not Old, fat, or obnoxious. Well....before I start drinking anyway. That I'm quite "normal" I tell ya....it's tough being a semi-celebrity.....

[jraf 0]

...I have a very hard shell outside and a very soft inside.

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[happythoughts 0]

"It is not easy being me because? "
Hard to say. Perhaps if I knew you better.

[Skyrad 0]

Because.....Its been SEVEN weeks since I jumped

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[mujie96 0]

Ah, you try working in an office with Forest Gump and Bubba. Seriously. I should take pics.
Jess

Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

[freeflir29 0]

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...I have a very hard shell outside and a very soft inside

What color M&M are you?

[pyke 0]

Because the mechanics of your legs is now vastly different!!!! You try learning how to run with one leg longer than the other - by a considerable length!!!!

Other than that, it isn't easy being me at the moment because I seem to refuse to keep the past back there. Doh!!

If it weren't for that....it is actually pretty easy to be me!!

Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic

[freaksister 0]

not biting on this one. LOL I have had enough self-loathing in the last five minutes just from being on the phone with my roommate to last me all day!

[Jessica 0]

...because I have a small parrot climbing up the inside of the leg of my pants, biting my calf.

Skydiving is for cool people only

[jraf 0]

Green, Clay, green.

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[happythoughts 0]

"What color M&M are you? "
M&Ms are a pain. You can spend all day just peeling them.

[Sebazz1 2]

How about people thinking you're a fish I am not a fish or a bass... I am a Spazzzz

[bbarnhouse 0]

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How about people thinking you're a fish I am not a fish or a bass... I am a Spazzzz

Well ok so you're a spazztic fish!!

[SBS 0]

Well ok so you're a spazztic fish!!

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Ah, so you HAVE seen Sebazz skydive...



-S

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I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...

[happythoughts 0]

"I have a small parrot climbing up the inside of the leg of my pants, biting my calf"
Who's your parrot baby ?

[nws01 0]

I have a little penis. I like it, it is not tiny but I want a HUGE one!

[sunshine 2]

I don't have cable, so i can't watch South Park or Spongebob.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[skymama 37]

I have caviar dreams, on a tuna fish budget.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[Zennie 0]

Huh. Shit. I dunno.

But it ain't easy I'm here to tell ya'.

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[happythoughts 0]

I can't tell people about my fear of small places. I'm claustrophic and I can't come out of the closet.

[freaksister 0]

hahahahah

that was a good one, happythoughts.

[kingbunky 3]

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I have caviar dreams, on a tuna fish budget.

would that be brand name tuna fish or the no-name stuff?

i have champagne dreams on a beer budget myself.

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
MB4252 TDS699
killing threads since 2001

[rhino 0]

LOL

[jraf 0]

Because I want to spend the rest of my life surrounded by Norwegian lesbians who feed me grapes and know how to sing. The only problem is the import duties. I live in Florida.

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275