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[jceman 1]

Saw this on a newsgroup and TLML said I had to post it for all you skygals:

Women: 5 secrets to a great relationship

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four men never meet.

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

[skygal3 0]

LOL! So, so funny!!! (ha, can I meet at least even 1 of them???)

[jraf 0]

LMAO. In my case I met one of the other four

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[Jumperpaula 0]

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5. It is important that these four men never meet.

Amen baby. Although my cheatin days are over [hummhumm] , I agree that all qualities can not be found in one man.

If the need be, to select different men for the task at hand. It is very important that these men not meet.

Amen baby.

[TheBile 0]

Why settle for one. In me you can have 1 through 4.
See ? I'm being honest already.

Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

[flyhi 24]

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2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

Cuz everyone knows Carrot Top is getting laid more than Brad Pitt.

Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

[happythoughts 0]

"It is important that these four men never meet. "
That's because they're gay and would ignore the woman.
BWAAAAHHAAAAAHAAA

[FliegendeWolf 0]

But Carrot Top doesn't make anybody laugh.

A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All