pack40 0 #1 September 26, 2002 Iraqi businessman arrives to New York The airport security stops him to fill out a paper Name: OK Sex: ? The iraqi does not understand the question so he answers: Sex: Yes, I like sex. The security guy tries to explain him: -Look, sex means BOY or GIRL The iraqi answers: -Yes, I like sex boy or girl does not matter. (Actually Egyptians who do not like iraqi people did tell this joke to a friend of mine who was in Egypt) How does the Iraqi Stealth fighters look like? -Three iraqi soldier sneaking in lists slippers. Why do Iraqi man wear moustache? -So they look like their mothers. OVER Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 September 26, 2002 A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. "This is a very smart dog," the man commented. "He's not so smart," said one of the irked players. "Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites