fool 0 #1 September 26, 2002 In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8-by-10 cell. At work, you spend most of your time in a 6-by-8 cubicle. In prison, you get time off for good behavior. At work, you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. In prison, you can watch television and play games. At work, you get fired for watching TV and playing games. In prison, all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. At work, you get to pay all expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary in order to support prisoners. In prison, you spend your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out. At work, you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. In prison, there are wardens who are often sadistic. At work, they are called supervisors S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
