Favorite graffiti?

[SpeedRacer 1]

I posted this on another thread, but it seemed like a good idea for a new thread.

Post your favorite/most memorable graffiti!

Graffiti over the mirror in the women's rest room at a bar:
"You're too good for him."

Graffiti over the mirror in the men's rest room at the same bar:
"No wonder you always go home alone!"

Speed Racer
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[narcimund 0]

Over a urinal:

"Please do not throw your gum in the urinal. It ruins the flavor and makes it hard to blow bubbles."

-- LJ

First Class Citizen Twice Over

[happythoughts 0]

"If you can hit above this line, the z-hills fire dept needs you..."

[SpeedRacer 1]

In Fells Point in Baltimore there is a bar with really memorable graffiti in the mens room.

"If I had the dick of a stallion
And the balls of a red ass baboon
I'd stand on the edge of Grand Canyon
And bunghole the Man in the Moon."

Then on the other wall was this cheer that sounds like a good thing to say before leaving the plane:

"Ratshit, catshit, pig's asshole,
Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Go, Man, Go!!"

Speed Racer
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[harro 0]

On the bottom of a toliet door :

" beware of dwarf limbo dancers "

Jumpy Jumpy??

[SatchFan 0]

I saw one on the wall of a porta-john at a job site that read:

"Due to blue back splash, turds six inches or longer must be hand lowered. Thank you."

It then had a ruler drawn showing the how long six inches was.

[indyz 1]

I saw this painted on a bridge:

"I don't want the world, I just want your half."

[christoofar 0]

At a truckstop in Tyler, Texas:


BEWARE

SHIRLY'S GOT SABRE-TOOTHED CROTCH CRICKETS!!!!


In case you don't know, that's TexasTalk for crabs.

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I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

[lazerq3 0]

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"Ratshit, catshit, pig's asshole,
Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Go, Man, Go!!"

saw one simular to that..."Ratshit , batshit , dirty ass tw@t......51 assholes tied in a knot...HUUUURRRRAAYYYY lizardshit f#ck!!!

jason

Freedom of speech includes volume

[Spy38W 0]

There was one on the bathroom wall at Clewiston before they repainted it, but I don't remember what it said. It was like the one below, but longer (IIRC)

Here I sit, buns a-flexin,
Just gave birth to another Texan

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Hook high, flare on time

[PhreeZone 20]

Signs of the times:

A friend of mine put up in a bathroom at a tech school: "For a good time page 555-5555, email address@domain.com or IM AIM: screenname". The info was from one of the girls that dumped him. Needless to say she had to change all her info after that was up...

Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

Parachutemanuals.com

[skip 0]

In a restroom somewhere in Houston.

Thoes who can, can.
Thoes who cant Duchamp.

http://www.artchive.com/artchive/D/duchamp.html


.:skip

[Yoshi 0]

in switzerland at a pay toilet:
"here I sit so broken hearted, paid to shit and only farted"
-ysohi

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this space for rent.

[hooligan 0]

"if voting changed anything, theyd of outlawed it ages ago"

[Skitzo 0]

This was in a porta-john....
Weather for today...............Shitty!
Simple, yet slightly amusing.
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"How do you keep your feet on the ground when you know you were born to fly?"

[Patkat 0]

"Why are you looking up here? The joke's in your hand."

Patkat
gotta exercise my demons!

[dropdeded 0]

In a jobsite shitter

Did you see the one on the ceiling
look up and theres a "1" on the ceiling
dropdeded

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The Dude Abides.
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[jtval 0]

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in switzerland at a pay toilet:
"here I sit so broken hearted, paid to shit and only farted"
-ysohi

dont complain, you had your chance,
I try to fart, but Shit my pants!

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[moodyskydiver 0]

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I try to fart, but Shit my pants!

eewwww!!

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[jtval 0]

have you heard the end of this caper?
I took a shit and there is no paper!!

My photos

My Videos

[Skyrose7 0]

I think it is funny when the is graffiti on the wall, and then someone writes under it "People who write on walls are so f*@cking immature"
hmmm...

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The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP.
MaryRose

[PLFKING 4]

In the boy's room at my high school:

"Please flush twice......it's a long way to the cafeteria."


The PLF Professional

[Dumpster 0]

"Folks who write on shithouse walls,
Roll thier turds in little balls-
And those who read these words of wit-
Eat those little balls of shit!

And in the crapper in a dirty little deathtrap of a steel foundry I worked at --

"Smoke, fire and burning sand-
This sure ain't the promised land!

I'm old enough to know better, but too young to care!!

Easy Does It

[carbon 0]

On a uninal
"As you're reading what I've put, You are pissing on your foot"

-Carbon

[MarkF 0]

The graphic portrayals of the adolescent mind elucidated here should be conclusive enough proof of the Freudian theories.

Or.

Mutate now - there'll be a queue later.

Ooroo
Mark F...