Warning Labels (with comments)

[f1freak 0]

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's *just* a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down.
*printed on bottom of the box* (Too late! You lose!)(I love it:food to piss you off.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's
experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate
machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents
if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children. (Or pets! What's for dinner?)

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or
outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space? Or underground?)

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
(Not to mention the nut who wrote the warning )

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open
packet, eat nuts.
(DDDUUUHHH)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(What is this, a home castration kit?)

On a childs superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[blondeflyer7 0]

You are too much today!!!! Mahahahahaha

[f1freak 0]

I do what i can to help....

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[Levin 0]

i like the one on my bird-man suit the best...

-The user of this equipment MUST NOT attempt to land a wing-suit without a parachute.

-Flying Bird-Man Wing Suit can be extremely addicting and high levels of endorphin may affect your flight as well as your personal life.

levin
vSCS#3

[moodyskydiver 0]

LMAO!

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[freeflir29 0]

Quote

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's *just* a suggestion!)

Maybe I wanted a Salisbury steak, green bean, and mashed potato popsicle.....