Trying to call the mental institute...

[f1freak 0]

And this is the messaga i recieved....

Hello, and thank you for calling the Mental Health Institute

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly

If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3 and 4.

If you suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, press 5 but do it v-e-r-y- s-l-o-w-l-y and carefully.

If you are dyslexic, press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.

If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8.

If you have schizophrenia, listen very carefully and a small voice will tell you the number to press.

If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press a number for you.

If you are depressed, don't bother to press any numbers. No one will be able to help you anyway.

If you are paranoid, you don't need to press anything. We know who you are, we know what you want, and we know how to reach you.

If you suffer from low self-esteem, please hang up because all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[PhreeZone 20]

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[f1freak 0]

Let me know...
I want one....

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[happythoughts 0]

Leave a note on someone's desk. "Kitty called" and the phone number for the local animal shelter.

[nws01 0]

If you called my work you would hear me introducing myself and telling them what numbers to push for what. I hate it but my office made me do it.