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Action Products: Skydiving Toy Rejects

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http://www.dropzone.com/features/ActionProductsSkydivingT.shtml

Looks like some pretty cool toys for all the future jumper tykes running across the roofs but I think there were some that didn't make the cut:

There's of course "JumperGirlXTRAaltitude" complete with zip down jumpsuit top. Another cut was "Bad-Tandem-Day" featuring instructor complete with student who vomits in complete 360 arc. Don't forget "Stinky-Joe" who just sits there smiling and farting the second you make the sound of a door closing.

I started these G-rated, I'm sure someone can come up with more interesting ones.

-Doug
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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(Caveat: all you fine Europeans, please don't be offended. This is all fun and games)
What about the "DZ slut from Europe" sex doll and game. You can enjoy her with your friends. The game requires you to give her a piece of skydiving equipment as you pass her on to your buddy;)
jraf

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"Dumas D. Jumpman - Uncoordinated 3,400 jump jumpmaster who has a brown rig and green jumpsuit to hide grass stains, canopy colors come in puke stew or red. Only available in box."

"Gee.I. Xtreme - CRW dog complete with awesome sunglasses, color coordinated canopy/suit/rig and 60sqft high-performance microline canopy cuz he can't get enough of that lineburn feelin'."

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"Clueless Student", complete with empty head and full load in pants :D
"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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"Skygod Skyler", complete with oversized head and multiple color-coordinated itty-bitty rigs.

"Head-Down Harold", complete with tie-dyed rig, tattoos, piercings, and Tevas. Bongo drums sold separately.
"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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