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How to Impress the opposite sex...

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How to Impress a Woman

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....



How to Impress a Man

Show up naked.
Bring beer.
HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

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Oh...we're supposed to try to impress you guys? We have all the goods, we don't need to do that! ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Oh...we're supposed to try to impress you guys? We have all the goods, we don't need to do that! ;)



i heard/saw a comedian one time who said that it was funny how guys always talked about having sex, women have all the sex, we have to get it from them!:)
"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
MB4252 TDS699
killing threads since 2001

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