bodypilot90 0 #1 October 3, 2002 Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk: Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon. Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk: Specificity; Cogito ergo sum; British; Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; Transubstantiate. Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk: Thanks, but I don't want to have sex; Nope, no more booze for me; Sorry, but you're not really my type; Good evening, officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? Oh, I just couldn't-no one wants to hear me sing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #2 October 3, 2002 here's another subliminal [#eeeeff] what is the subliminal message here??? [/#003366] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #3 October 3, 2002 QuoteThings That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk: To your sober wife/girlfriend: "Because I said so!" or "Because I am the man in this house" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #4 October 3, 2002 How about my response to the old Korean Odgi'mas trying to sell me a hooker in Tongduchon, South Korea. Odgi'ma: "You rike rady?" Me: "No Odgi'ma...I want 10 year old Philippino boy, in a spiderman costume, on a pogo stick, singing happy birthday!!" Odgi'ma: *Turn head to the side, dog watching TV look* Pretty tough to say after about 10 PM in the land of the not quite right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lazerq3 0 #5 October 3, 2002 QuoteIndubitably Hell I can bearly say that sober !!! jasonFreedom of speech includes volume Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #6 October 3, 2002 I can't talk at all when i'm drunk, cause i'm passed out. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites harro 0 #7 October 3, 2002 ... if you are still able to speak... your not drunk enoughJumpy Jumpy?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites haylee 0 #8 October 3, 2002 Quote... if you are still able to speak... your not drunk enough I'll drink to that! Haylee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChileRelleno 0 #9 October 3, 2002 Giggle snort fart,clutching ribs,snort giggle so so true! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChileRelleno 0 #10 October 3, 2002 Quote______________________I can't talk at all when i'm drunk, cause i'm passed out. As long as your warm and breathing thats all we really care about ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #11 October 3, 2002 QuoteHow about my response to the old Korean Odgi'mas trying to sell me a hooker in Tongduchon, South Korea. Odgi'ma: "You rike rady?" Me: "No Odgi'ma...I want 10 year old Philippino boy, in a spiderman costume, on a pogo stick, singing happy birthday!!" so thats where the criminal mischief started HUH...or did it just ferment there? Odgi'ma: *Turn head to the side, dog watching TV look* Pretty tough to say after about 10 PM in the land of the not quite right. My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChileRelleno 0 #12 October 3, 2002 "Your not drunk if you can still hold onto the floor" ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #13 October 3, 2002 "If you can read this, you need another shot of Jose..."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites harro 0 #14 October 3, 2002 No thats : "I'wwll dwink to dat....hyuck"Jumpy Jumpy?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #15 October 3, 2002 Mark Twain quote that he made in a speech on his 67th birthday: "..Doctor Rice's friend who came home drunk and explained it to his wife, and his wife said to him, "John, when you have drunk all the whiskey you want, you ought to ask for sarsaparilla." He said, "Yes, but when I have drunk all the whiskey I want I can't say sarsaparilla." Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #16 October 3, 2002 Mark Twain is also supposed to have said: "Too much of anything is bad, too much burbon is just right." --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VisionAir 0 #17 October 3, 2002 I (sorta) remember back in high school on a drunken adventure being drug around in public by my friend, hollering "I want my duck sicked". Not really hard to say but it sounded right at the time. That was the last time I drank bourbon. Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites drenaline 0 #18 October 3, 2002 all the ladies look good!, when drunk. best thing to do after been drunk when hung over is to check your hands and see if you got married by mistake. HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites quatorze 1 #19 October 3, 2002 " Nope no more for me, I'm driving" Never hear that one here in the South. I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. 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freeflir29 0 #4 October 3, 2002 How about my response to the old Korean Odgi'mas trying to sell me a hooker in Tongduchon, South Korea. Odgi'ma: "You rike rady?" Me: "No Odgi'ma...I want 10 year old Philippino boy, in a spiderman costume, on a pogo stick, singing happy birthday!!" Odgi'ma: *Turn head to the side, dog watching TV look* Pretty tough to say after about 10 PM in the land of the not quite right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #5 October 3, 2002 QuoteIndubitably Hell I can bearly say that sober !!! jasonFreedom of speech includes volume Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 October 3, 2002 I can't talk at all when i'm drunk, cause i'm passed out. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #7 October 3, 2002 ... if you are still able to speak... your not drunk enoughJumpy Jumpy?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haylee 0 #8 October 3, 2002 Quote... if you are still able to speak... your not drunk enough I'll drink to that! Haylee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #9 October 3, 2002 Giggle snort fart,clutching ribs,snort giggle so so true! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #10 October 3, 2002 Quote______________________I can't talk at all when i'm drunk, cause i'm passed out. As long as your warm and breathing thats all we really care about ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 October 3, 2002 QuoteHow about my response to the old Korean Odgi'mas trying to sell me a hooker in Tongduchon, South Korea. Odgi'ma: "You rike rady?" Me: "No Odgi'ma...I want 10 year old Philippino boy, in a spiderman costume, on a pogo stick, singing happy birthday!!" so thats where the criminal mischief started HUH...or did it just ferment there? Odgi'ma: *Turn head to the side, dog watching TV look* Pretty tough to say after about 10 PM in the land of the not quite right. My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #12 October 3, 2002 "Your not drunk if you can still hold onto the floor" ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 October 3, 2002 "If you can read this, you need another shot of Jose..."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #14 October 3, 2002 No thats : "I'wwll dwink to dat....hyuck"Jumpy Jumpy?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #15 October 3, 2002 Mark Twain quote that he made in a speech on his 67th birthday: "..Doctor Rice's friend who came home drunk and explained it to his wife, and his wife said to him, "John, when you have drunk all the whiskey you want, you ought to ask for sarsaparilla." He said, "Yes, but when I have drunk all the whiskey I want I can't say sarsaparilla." Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #16 October 3, 2002 Mark Twain is also supposed to have said: "Too much of anything is bad, too much burbon is just right." --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VisionAir 0 #17 October 3, 2002 I (sorta) remember back in high school on a drunken adventure being drug around in public by my friend, hollering "I want my duck sicked". Not really hard to say but it sounded right at the time. That was the last time I drank bourbon. Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #18 October 3, 2002 all the ladies look good!, when drunk. best thing to do after been drunk when hung over is to check your hands and see if you got married by mistake. HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #19 October 3, 2002 " Nope no more for me, I'm driving" Never hear that one here in the South. I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
