Someone tell me a bedtime story!!!!!

[SpeedRacer 1]

This one is from the movie Breaker Morant:

There once was a man from Australia
Who painted his arse like a dahlia
The color was right
All yellow and white
But the aroma! Oooh, that was a failure!

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[jtval 0]

there once was a women named dot.
who lived eating pig shit and snot
when she couldnt get these
she ate the green cheese that she scraped from the side of her tw@t!

are you sleepy yet?

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[jtval 0]

there once was a mna named Merrick
whos middle name has no dick
I cant tell the story or share in the glory
cause MY ASS HE WILL KICK!

J/K merrick
(if you dont get this...its ok! he'll laugh, or kick my ass!)

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[SpeedRacer 1]

There once was a man named J.T.
Whose poems were as bad as can be
They all were about
Grossing us out
Hope he don't get H.I.V.!

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[jtval 0]

there once was a mna named speedracer...BASTARD! hahaha

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[freeflir29 0]

You guys may have a promising career in the Rap music industry.

[ChileRelleno 0]

There was a young a young girl named Louise, whos cunthair hung down to her knees, the crabs in her twat tied the hair in a knot and constructed a flying trapeze.
There was a girl named Molly Brown,they said no man could bed her down, over the hill rode pissed off Pete with 15lbs of swinging meat, he cornered her in the tall green grass and stuck his dick way up her ass, old Molly Brown she cut a fart and blew his dick all apart, over the hill rode pissed off Pete with 15lbs of shattered meat.
Out behind the truckstop where nobody goes laid a JB Hunt driver without any clothes, along came a Schneider swinging a chain, down went the zipper and out it came, 3months later it started to swell, 3months after that it looked like hell, 3months later out it came a baldheaded Swift driver in the slowlane.
You might have to be a Trucker to really get that one.

ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414
Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

[SpeedRacer 1]

There once was a man named Clay
Who insisted, "I am NOT gay!"
Though I've never lost sleep
Over my fondness of sheep,
It's strictly been EWES all the way!"

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[jraf 0]

There once was a girl from the City
Who had an enormous left titty
She let people suck it
But they spat in a bucket
Cause the taste was indeed quite shitty

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[freeflir29 0]

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It's strictly been EWES all the way!"

"How much for your women? I want to buy your women. The little girl, How much for the little girl?" -Jake Blues

[jtval 0]

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There once was a man named Clay
Who insisted, "I am NOT gay!"
Though I've never lost sleep
Over my fondness of sheep,
It's strictly been EWES all the way!"

now thats good!

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[jraf 0]

Come Ellwod, let us dine in this fine establishment

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[harro 0]

There once was a man with a big wee wee. His name was Paul.... the end.

Jumpy Jumpy??

[hawkbit 0]

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It was coiffed in the shape of a heart.
And just out of sight
Was another delight,
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"You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

[hawkbit 0]

There was an old fellow named Art
Who awoke with a terrible start.
For down by his rump,
was a sizable lump,
of what should have been just a fart

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"You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

[hawkbit 0]

There once was a lady from Arden
who sucked off a man in a garden.
He said, "My dear Flo,
Where does all that stuff go?"
and she said " (swallowing hard) - I beg pardon?"

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"You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

[wingnut 0]

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AUGUST 17, 1892 Mae West is born.

any body tell me what this fine lady gave to the skydiving(parachuting) world and why they call it that???? you round jumpers should know this..it is being lost on us ram air folk cuz it just ain't the same

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[AggieDave 6]

b/c a Line over made the canopy look like Mae West's boobies.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[SpeedRacer 1]

wasn't the Mae West the name of a life vest used in WWII? So called becaus of the padding on the top & bottom..

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[wingnut 0]

nope... think malfunctions.....on parachutes....

you could also be right though..but not the answer i'm looking for....

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[AggieDave 6]

My answer isn't the one you were looking for? I could have swore it was...

And yes, those life jackets were called Mae Wests...

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[SpeedRacer 1]

yeah I think I'm right. Here is a picture of a Mae West from WWII

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[quatorze 1]

From Police Academy

Gene, Gene made a machine
Joe, Joe made it go,
I, I made a fart
and blew the whole damn thing apart.

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[wingnut 0]

i give up....

it is a line over on a round...looks like a big pair of boobies/bra....and mae west was known for big ones...... or so i've been told............

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[Scratch 0]

Little Jack Horner

Sat in a corner

Eating

His brother.