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PhillyKev

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My mother deleted a few .dll files off her computer a while back after reading an email that said they were viruses. She's not supposed to know a damn thing about computers... but something tells me that the guy Philly's talking about here should know better :)

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Nathan wanna make your computer go faster? hmmm Yea! I knew you did.. ok here are a few steps.

1. Plug your computer into the electrical socket at home that is reserved for the electric clothes dryer.. The more current the faster the computer will run..

if that fails..

2. Open the case. Pull your CPU from the socket an jam a small nail all the way through it, remove the nail an replace the CPU. Then switch the compuyer back on.. This will easy the pressure on the CPU an hence make it run faster.

or those two fail to make a screaming machine this one has to work...

3. click the START button> RUN> type REGEDIT> Delete everything under the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE link or just delete that whole string of code. it's all crap anyways.

There you will have a much faster an SAFER computer for all of us.. an if those fail who cares it's a company unit anyways an your quiting your job!!

:):)



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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