quatorze 1 #51 October 3, 2002 "Always try to be a little gay and to make things interesting for him" ...... Every man's dream, right? Uhhh.... duh. You busted us I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #52 October 3, 2002 Guys dig chicks that dig chicks. The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #53 October 3, 2002 You just can't trust the females these days. So I wake up this morning and the coffe is not ready, the pad is a mess and there are no women to put my slipers on. Well.... come to think of it I don't have slippers.......but at least they could kiss my feet.......where are they!!!! (The women I meen, I found my feet)jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #54 October 3, 2002 Making the coffee in the kitchen........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kinney29 0 #55 October 3, 2002 I knew a girl who used to be just like that .... Then she started skydiving. ^Go Big or Go Home^ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #56 October 3, 2002 Well but at least the skydiver chicks give you compassion when you pound into the ground (have perfected a devious method of PLFing that looks like a carve-in but is harmless) and give you excellent back rubs thereafter!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #57 October 3, 2002 Quotewhat if the shoe was on the other foot and in todays new world should the same rules apply if the woman is the bread winner? Hey I'm the bread winner in my house so where is my dinner and bath and fire..... I mean at least start the fire, all you have to do is flip a switch. And while you are at it, rub my feet damn it. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #58 October 3, 2002 Damn emancipation. Though it would be fine to have a bread earner. Hey Skycat, I'll do all you need, just come out here and earn a buck for me. And I must add I'm a pretty decent cook. (Italian, Chinese, Thai, Indian and California neuvelle cuisinne)jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #59 October 3, 2002 Quoteadd I'm a pretty decent cook. (Italian, Chinese, Thai, Indian and California neuvelle cuisinne) aaaah .... don't tease! I would like nothing more than to get home and have a good meal waiting. I love and appreciate food, but cooking for one is no fun Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #60 October 3, 2002 Well sometimes it is fun, but cooking for more is much better, as the more the merrierjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #61 October 3, 2002 jraf - I think you need to come to Houston and cook me dinner - I will supply the wine........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #62 October 3, 2002 Uhm...Houston....you got a problem.....I might actually do it. I just perfected a new sauce to grill Mahi Mahi with - honey with crushes unsalted peanuts and fresh ginger. A nice Gavi or Greco should go perfectly with itjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #63 October 3, 2002 Dude...I've got a great lemon, cream dijon sauce which is great on mahi mahi. Hmmm, think I'll make that for dinner tonight since I don't have me one of them normal women like in the original post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #64 October 3, 2002 Oops - guess I should mention that I don't eat fish........... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #65 October 3, 2002 Well how about Tequilla and chilli marrinated beef + all that comes along with a nice Barolo?jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #66 October 3, 2002 that's too funny!!!! i'm almost a good wife... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #67 October 3, 2002 1. I like to bake bread, its soothing. 2. I have spent way too many hours of my life doing dishes, you're not going to get me to do them again EVER. I will put them in the dishwasher though. 3. Quit complaining, you COOK for crying out loud you're guaranteed a nekked thank you. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #68 October 3, 2002 Much better......that will work....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #69 October 3, 2002 QuoteOops - guess I should mention that I don't eat fish........... Me neither. I'm making an exception in Sebazz1's case though ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jraf 0 #70 October 3, 2002 Hey, Powerpuffs I am a multi tallented man. I will accomodate you....jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TequilaGirl 0 #71 October 3, 2002 When????? We are impatient......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jraf 0 #72 October 3, 2002 I'm asking when. I'm waiting. I have the skydiving weather and two supper otters. So, come to Papa...jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TequilaGirl 0 #73 October 3, 2002 Well we have good weather - and two otters as well - so come to mama........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jraf 0 #74 October 3, 2002 Well let's meet half way at a romantic setting where I Professor Evilthoughts will be reunited with my Powerpuff girls. And so that we get no interference from metalic individuals you can call me Charlie my dear Angelsjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TequilaGirl 0 #75 October 3, 2002 WHAT - your inviting the other two????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 3 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
sunshine 2 #69 October 3, 2002 QuoteOops - guess I should mention that I don't eat fish........... Me neither. I'm making an exception in Sebazz1's case though ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #70 October 3, 2002 Hey, Powerpuffs I am a multi tallented man. I will accomodate you....jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #71 October 3, 2002 When????? We are impatient......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #72 October 3, 2002 I'm asking when. I'm waiting. I have the skydiving weather and two supper otters. So, come to Papa...jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #73 October 3, 2002 Well we have good weather - and two otters as well - so come to mama........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #74 October 3, 2002 Well let's meet half way at a romantic setting where I Professor Evilthoughts will be reunited with my Powerpuff girls. And so that we get no interference from metalic individuals you can call me Charlie my dear Angelsjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #75 October 3, 2002 WHAT - your inviting the other two????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
