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Actually, he'll want to marry me, not any of the others. I'm already in southern California, see... it'd be way too expensive for him to move any of the other girls out here.



Heh!

I thought harem applicants.. I mean, potential co-wives, had to provide their own transportation. ;)

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it will take the FBI 4-6 weeks to process the fingerprints. In some cases it has taken 16 weeks!




Don't feel too bad. I have been waiting for OVER 7 months to get my Little Orphan Annie secret decoder ring. I had one when I was in the military but they made me give it back when I got out. I'll probably get it and then find out that the message says "Drink more Ovaltine" Dammitt!!!![:/]
The government only works in two speeds. Slow...and excrutiatingly slower...;)

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Well, we may be looking to move people to the Praries (there are good reasons no one wants to move there - think Arazona but freaking cold in the winter.) but not the cities. A British couple I know have been trying to immigrate for two years. And they have money. It's rediculous. They're just the kind of people a country would love to have and they have to spend thousands of dollars and wait forever. But of course, if you stow away on a boat and land on our shores we feed and clothe you. ARG. >:(

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See, would it not be faster, easier and better to admitt your guilt right away?

They can pull my fingernails out! I'm not giving them nuttin!

I was actually thinking about that stupid movie Bowfinger where Steve Martin goes to "hire" his crew at the Mexican border. You see these dudes storming for his van while the shots ring out around them... me thinks that's the best chance I have! :P
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sangiro,

dude, you live in london right???well then find where skreamer lives and knock him up side the head and steal his rig!!!!! al be it, it is his rig and you might not want to trust yourself with it...it's probly at least jumpable withough hurting you too badly.....

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The government only works in two speeds. Slow...and excrutiatingly slower... Slow...and excrutiatingly slower...;)



I like P.J. O'Rourke's remark that government's progress can best be measured in geological terms. :D
"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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