jfields 0 #26 October 3, 2002 QuoteActually, he'll want to marry me, not any of the others. I'm already in southern California, see... it'd be way too expensive for him to move any of the other girls out here. Heh! I thought harem applicants.. I mean, potential co-wives, had to provide their own transportation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #27 October 3, 2002 Quoteit will take the FBI 4-6 weeks to process the fingerprints. In some cases it has taken 16 weeks! Don't feel too bad. I have been waiting for OVER 7 months to get my Little Orphan Annie secret decoder ring. I had one when I was in the military but they made me give it back when I got out. I'll probably get it and then find out that the message says "Drink more Ovaltine" Dammitt!!!! The government only works in two speeds. Slow...and excrutiatingly slower... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #28 October 3, 2002 If you take your car up to 145 down the freeway you'll find that the government can sometimes work very expeditiously. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #29 October 3, 2002 "... harem applicants" Maybe you could be the doorman. There is a down-side, but the work is steady. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #30 October 3, 2002 Quote"... harem applicants" Maybe you could be the doorman. Hell no. I'm in human resources. My job is "New Hire Qualification Testing". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gale 0 #31 October 3, 2002 Well, we may be looking to move people to the Praries (there are good reasons no one wants to move there - think Arazona but freaking cold in the winter.) but not the cities. A British couple I know have been trying to immigrate for two years. And they have money. It's rediculous. They're just the kind of people a country would love to have and they have to spend thousands of dollars and wait forever. But of course, if you stow away on a boat and land on our shores we feed and clothe you. ARG. GaleI'm drowning...so come inside Welcome to my...dirty mind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #32 October 3, 2002 QuoteSee, would it not be faster, easier and better to admitt your guilt right away?They can pull my fingernails out! I'm not giving them nuttin! I was actually thinking about that stupid movie Bowfinger where Steve Martin goes to "hire" his crew at the Mexican border. You see these dudes storming for his van while the shots ring out around them... me thinks that's the best chance I have! Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #33 October 3, 2002 Quoteme thinks that's the best chance I have! You just get to Tiajuana, boss man. We'll getcha in! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #34 October 3, 2002 QuoteYou just get to Tiajuana, boss man I should start a business dropping immigrants in under T-10's.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #35 October 3, 2002 Sorry to hear it HH. I hope things get worked out soon. BTW, the new email stuff is kickass!Thanks! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #36 October 3, 2002 sangiro, dude, you live in london right???well then find where skreamer lives and knock him up side the head and steal his rig!!!!! al be it, it is his rig and you might not want to trust yourself with it...it's probly at least jumpable withough hurting you too badly..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #37 October 3, 2002 QuoteQuote The government only works in two speeds. Slow...and excrutiatingly slower... Slow...and excrutiatingly slower... I like P.J. O'Rourke's remark that government's progress can best be measured in geological terms. "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
