sunny0075 0 #1 October 4, 2002 This appeared in an issue of Canpara. It was courtesy of "Rambling On" magazine in Australia 1. You can have six skydives a day and still want more. 2. Finding partners for skydiving is much easier - physical attraction is not as important. 3. Skydiving is much safer; no diseases and no kids. 4. Finding good partners is much easier - everyone knows in advance how good a skydiver you are. 5. It's socially acceptable to do 4-ways, 8-ways, 16-ways... 6. Everyone involved is usually satisfied or not with a skydive. 7. You can ask skydivers if they've put on weight without offending them. 8. You rarely get told by your partner(s) that they've had enough. 9. Solo skydiving is not embarrassing. 10. Everyone is ugly in freefall. 11.You could actually have a whole TEAM that knows about each other. 12.Your TEAM can do a of practicing. Either individually or all together. 13.You can constantly change partners without getting a bad reputation. 14.You can always go back to your ex-partner after having jumped with several others. 15.Your partners will not think of you as "weird" if you suggest a "horny gorilla". 16.You can actually "dirt dive" the act, AND "de-brief" it afterwards. 17.You get certificates that can tell others how many times you have DONE it, and how good you are. 18.You can LOG it and people will even verify it by signing. 19.You can by a stamp that you can use to LOG the various positions that you and your patner(s) have done. 20.For a small price you can hire a professional video man so you can impress your friends and family! If you're really good, you can sell the video for others to watch and improve their own skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 October 4, 2002 Too red... eyes burning...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #3 October 4, 2002 Dont forget ....You can slap your bitch after your done packing her!!!! jason ok that was just rude Freedom of speech includes volume Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunny0075 0 #4 October 4, 2002 sorry! hope thats better!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #5 October 4, 2002 funny but I now need eye surgeryJumpy Jumpy?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 74 #6 October 4, 2002 freefall also lasts longer then sex... JC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #7 October 4, 2002 DISSSAGRE: everyonr id perfect in freefall!!!!!!!!!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #8 October 4, 2002 >DISSSAGRE: everyonr id perfect in freefall!!!!!!!!! Huh? Drinking and posting or forgot your meds? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
