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skygal3

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how many men are really going to say

"hey bartender! give me a cockburn!!!"



Mmm...me?

Better yet, I'd love to be the chick bartending there. I used to get hellacious tips from showing customers how you're supposed to drink a blow job!

Pam

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(hurting and heartbroken) I would take you there, but you said I live to far down I-95.[unsure] (Not to mention that my corporate jet has a cracked window and is decompressing at altitude, so Lake Tahoe is out)
So I'll just have to go to my local lakefront tavern here in Orlando. Damn, the stars are out again, it's warm, delicate wind, the babes will be scantly clad - I think I'll have funB|
jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
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have you ever noticed that when you order (or in most cases have them ordered for you) blow job shots, bartenders serve them in the widest rim small glass they have? I've never been served one in a normal shot glass. nto that it's an issue, it's just funny.

i like the gutter too. :ph34r:

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as i've explained previously, when i drink beer, i entertain. not intentionally, but somehow i just end up making people laugh. I try to have fun 24 hours a day. Even sleep is fun. but i'm trying to cut down on the drunk flexibility stunts. i'm getting old and those just start to hurt the next day. :S

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have you ever noticed that when you order (or in most cases have them ordered for you) blow job shots, bartenders serve them in the widest rim small glass they have? I've never been served one in a normal shot glass. nto that it's an issue, it's just funny.

i like the gutter too. :ph34r:



YEAH!! As if that's gonna stop me! ;) (assuming it's not a drinking glass...that's just impossible dammit! lol!)

Pam

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