Now L@@K Mother Knows Best..

[judedre 0]

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A man called Gordon invited his mother over for dinner.
>
> During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice
> how handsome Gordon's flatmate was.
>
> She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
> this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening,
> while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more
> between Gordon and his flatmate than met the eye.
>
> Reading his Mum's thoughts, Gordon volunteered, "I know what you must
> be thinking, but I assure you, Alfie and I are just flatmates."
>
> About a week later, Alfie came to Gordon saying, "Ever since your
> mother came to dinner I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
> gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
>
> "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure.", said Gordon.
>
> So he sat down and wrote:
> Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from
> my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle, but
> the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here
> for dinner.
>
> Love, Gordon
>
>
> Several days later Gordon received an email from his Mother which read:
> Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Alfie, and I'm not
> saying that you 'do not' sleep with Alfie, but the fact remains that
> if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the fu@#ing
> gravy ladle by now.
>
> Love, Mum
>
>
> Lesson of the day:
> Don't Ever Lie to Your Mother! (she always, ALWAYS finds out )

[moodyskydiver 0]

LMAO!!! I needed a good laugh.

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."