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Your favorite kevin smith movie quote....

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Ah shit well i've been drinking for awhile now but time to read some posts and think up some quotes...how bout one from each movie... ;)

"you think the average storm trooper knows how to repair a water main? all they know is killin' and white uniforms"

"what can i say, i was relaxed!"

"and if you say it's the smell i swear to god i'll fucking kill you"

"you didn't say 'god bless you' when i sneezed"

and finally...

"mutha mutha fuck, mutha mutha fuck, mutha mutha mutha mutha mutha mutha fuck fuck"

tenacious b

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love the movies! have all five on dvd, but my favourite is from mallrats:

(brodie) One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

nothing to do with the overall plot, but just typical of the dialogue in all the movies. B|

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
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