nws01 0 #1 October 2, 2002 It's a song by a guy named Afroman. Please tell us what you were going to do but didn't because you got high. Make sure it rhymes like the song to. I was gonna clean my room until I got high I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high my room is still messed up and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna go to class before I got high I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high I am taking it next semester and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna go to work but then I got high I just got a new promotion but I got high now I'm selling dope and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna go to court before I got high I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high they took my whole paycheck and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna pay my car note until I got high I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why - because I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna make love to you but then I got high I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high now I'm jacking off and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I messed up my entire life because I got high I lost my kids and wife because I got high now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high and if I dont sell one copy I know why - cause I'm high [repeat 3X] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #2 October 2, 2002 After the last "I got high" tirade of Nathans........BB runs in the house, pulls the shades and locks all the doors.....windows too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #3 October 2, 2002 I was gonna reply to this post.......-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #4 October 2, 2002 but then I got high.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #5 October 2, 2002 I was gonna post whore....-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #6 October 2, 2002 but then I got high... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brisco 0 #7 October 2, 2002 This sums it up Brisco Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kinney29 0 #8 October 2, 2002 I was gonna cut-away my main, because I was high I was gonna log two jumps in one because I was high I never got chance to do it, and I know why Because I was high because I was high because I was high (And I got grounded) Didn't happen to me me but its a true story. ^Go big or go home^ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brisco 0 #10 October 2, 2002 Or this.... Brisco Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #11 October 2, 2002 Ha! I love how the caption feels the need to explain that that is the rat's tail!A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brisco 0 #12 October 2, 2002 Makes me think that the researcher and the rat were sampling some of the same thing!! Brisco Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #13 October 2, 2002 Well, actually I was about to make a smartass post about how one of pot's side effects is penis enlarging before I noticed that... I guess it actually was good for something!A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #14 October 2, 2002 i was driving to work down the road and the sun was high i called in and faked a cold 'cause the sun was high now i'm jumpin' my ass off, and i know why 'cause the sun was high, the sun was high, the sun was high.. ....i wish!"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #15 October 5, 2002 thought this was funny cool pic of a computer on drugs!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #16 October 6, 2002 I was gonna go out tonight but then then I got high I was gonna be such a delight but then I got high Tomorrow I am gonna fly And I know why, hey Because I got high Because I got high Because I got high Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiles 0 #17 October 6, 2002 I utilized 3/4 of my bodies adrenalin making 4 skydives today....I am high/I am high/I am high... Thanks to those beta endorphins activating potent opiate receptors---I am high/I am high/I am high... Smiles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
