"The Real Thing"

[nws01 0]

I think it is time to move from BOOBIES to "The Real Thing!" Boobies are fun to play with but nothing gets us off more than a good, clean, slippery, well maintained VAGINA! We need a nickname to call it (Girls Help Us Out Here) that can be respecetd by all and understood. Don't get me wrong...BOOBIES are good but the ????? is what makes us get off!

[pop 0]

cookaracha!!!!!

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[Jessica 0]

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"The Real Thing!"

Coca-Cola?

Skydiving is for cool people only

[nws01 0]

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Coca-Cola?

Ain't Nothing like the REAL THING, Baby. Ain't nothin like the REAL THING!

[quatorze 1]

Wow...

You really are opening Pandora's box (no pun intended) with this post

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[moodyskydiver 0]

Boy I ain't gettin' into this one!

** Moody walks out shaking her head**

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[jessefs 0]

South Virginia! (thanx PLFXpert!)

[Cajones 0]

Didn't I hear it referred to as "The Entertainment Center" here, once???

The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

[nws01 0]

This is one of those posts that you come in the next day after a hard night out partying and you say, "Why in the hell did I post this?"

[ernokaikkonen 0]

Feel no regret, I'm sure it felt like a worthy cause when you posted it...

[kevin922 0]

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I think it is time to move from BOOBIES to "The Real Thing!" Boobies are fun to play with but nothing gets us off more than a good, clean, slippery, well maintained VAGINA! We need a nickname to call it (Girls Help Us Out Here) that can be respecetd by all and understood. Don't get me wrong...BOOBIES are good but the ????? is what makes us get off!

Dude, how long you been single?

[nws01 0]

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Dude, how long you been single?

A few occasional relationships here in there bout nothing worthwhile.

[kevin922 0]

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Dude, how long you been single?

A few occasional relationships here in there bout nothing worthwhile.

I can only imagine.. :

1st date: Show me your boobies! now!
2nd date (if there is one): Okay, the boobies were nice.. show me down under, NOW!

And occasional relationship number X is now overwith.

:)

Kevin

[nws01 0]

I don't make any demands I just ask with puppy dog eyes.

[WFFC 1]

A friend of mine back in IL has a theory that is simply this. He'll walk through the bar (probably get slapped a few time though) and ask the ladies if the want to go home with him and fuck. The amazing part it, and I've seen it happen, he's generally successful...

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~~~Michael

[nws01 0]

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he's generally successful...

Woman always say they want a guy who is honest. My new line will be, "I don't want to ever see you again, unless you are really good. I will not give you my telephone number nor will I put up with any games. All I want to do is have some fun, and I have this feeling I'm not the only one." I think quoting Sheryl Crow will show her that I am an intellectual as well.

[kevin922 0]

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A friend of mine back in IL has a theory that is simply this. He'll walk through the bar (probably get slapped a few time though) and ask the ladies if the want to go home with him and fuck. The amazing part it, and I've seen it happen, he's generally successful...

Man I would like to see that..

[lummy 4]

Screw that, I wanna try it Owwwww..... Okay, none for your Baby... NEXT... OWWWWW

I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

[christoofar 0]

We call it "cookie."

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I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

[nws01 0]

Cookie is great! Especially when Sangiro recommends that you clean your cookies! And from now on sex will be referred to as Nookie!

I came into the world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of the flames
That are pullin on my past
Burnin on my brain
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
Hey, I think about the day
My girlie went ran with my pay
When fellas came to play
Now she's stuck with my homies that she fucked
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat

Like a chump, hey

Should I be feelin' bad?
Should I be feelin' good?
It's kinda sad I'm the laughing stock of the neighborhood
And you would think that I'd be movin' on
But I'm a sucker like I said
Fucked up in the head, not!
And maybe she just made a mistake
And I should give her a break
But my heart will ache either way
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
I won't lie, that I can't deny

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

Why did it take so long?
Why, did I wait so long, huh?
To figure it out, but I did it
And I'm the only one
Underneath the sun who didn't get it
I can't believe that I could be deceived
By my so-called girl, but in reality
She had a hidden agenda
She put my tender, heart in a blender
And still I surrender

Like a chump, hey

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

I'm only human
It's so easy for your friends to give you their advice
They'll tell you, just let it go
It's easier said than done
I appreciate it, I do, but
Just leave me alone
Leave me alone
Just leave me alone
And nothing gonna change
You can go away
I'm just gonna stay here
And always be the same

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

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[TheBile 0]

The blokes real thing - Cadoobah
The babes real thing - Vadoobah

Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !