Company Policy

[geanky 0]

For all that don't understand how company policy works here is an explanation:

AT LAST AN EXPLANATION..........

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a
banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a
monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As
soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with very
cold high-pressure water. After a while, another monkey makes an
attempt with the same result -- all the other monkeys are sprayed with
cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the
stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and
replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to
climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys
attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he
tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted. Next, remove another
of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The
newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer
takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm!

Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a
fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the
stairs, he is attacked. None of the monkeys that are beating him have
any idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they
are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. After replacing
all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been
sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches
the stairs to try for the banana. Why not?

Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done around
here. And that, my friends, is how company policy begins.

learn to fly in 3d

[wlie 0]

Sad but true.

And in the end, we all work for some monkey.

My other ride is the relative wind.

[kinney29 0]

That's pretty cool. Anyone got 10 monkeys we can try the experiment on.

ADAPT OR DIE

[moodyskydiver 0]

Ain't that the truth!

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[konradptr 0]

Anyone have video of these monkeys getting sprayed by cold, high-pressure water... Sounds pretty entertaining...

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Getting banned isn't that bad......

[happythoughts 0]

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That's pretty cool. Anyone got 10 monkeys we can try the experiment on.
ADAPT OR DIE

They are flying-monkeys. Will they do? They have bad attitudes and I usually don't let them out.

[kinney29 0]

Well then they'll just fly to the banana

[freeflir29 0]

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They have bad attitudes and I usually don't let them out.

As long as they don't fling poo it'll all be OK.

[kinney29 0]

WARNING THIS IS NOT WORK SAFE!

I just got dogged out big time by my 1st Sergeant for this one. I forwarded to a freind an he opened it when this asshole was around who in turn sent it to my 1st Sergeant saying I wrote it about OUR company.
It took me 20 minutes to explain that it wasn't ment to talk back about our company.
Even though it IS very true.

WARNING NOT WORK SAFE!