my best joke

[brits17 0]

what happens when you throw a red hat into the red sea???





answer...it gets wet lolololol

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[nws01 0]

Ok. I reviewed your website and your a hottie so we will forgive you for the lame joke! Just joking I kinda laughed! More of a he he but it was a type of laugh.

[pilotdave 0]

Hehe ya made her site reach it's bandwidth limit. Congrats!

Dave

[ramon 0]

ugghh
heh?

C'mon brit.

r

"Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.", Ambrose Bierce.

[Jessica 0]

Why do I call my dog Brownie?






'Cause that's his name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehehehe.

Skydiving is for cool people only

[Lizard 0]

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?

"Get in the boat."


I will go hide in shame now, and laugh to myself.

[AggieDave 6]

What do you give the guy who's got everything?


Penicilin.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[flyhi 24]

Mr Carrot and Mr Tomato are riding in a car, when they have an accident. Mr Tomato is not hurt badly, but Mr Carrot requires emergency surgery. The doctor comes out of the operating room and says, "I'm sorry, Mr Tomato, but I'm afraid your friend is going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."

Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

[Zennie 0]

Oh dear Lord.

We're gonna have to upgrade your joke repertoire Brit.

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[FallingILweenie 0]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

[dropdeded 0]

I read that here a few days ago,for some reason,THAT is some funny shit !!!

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[Zennie 0]

Eh, while we're on the subject of lame jokes....

Horse walks into a bar.
Bartender says "Hey. Why the long face?"

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Thank you! Thank you!

Please tip your waitresses!

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[Zennie 0]

Two penguins walk into a bar, which is kind of strange because you'd think the second one would have seen it.

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Thank you! Thank you!

I'm here all week!

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[AndyMan 7]

Two hunters are in the woods. One gets accidentally shot, aparently fatal.

The other frantically calls for help on his cellphone. "I think I've killed my friend! What should I do?" he asks.

The emergency operator responds - "we need to make sure that he's actually dead."

silence.

the sound of a gunshot.

the guy comes back on "ok, now what?"



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You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead.

[indyz 1]

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[nws01 0]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?







Because he was a chicken! Bwaaaahhahaha!

[Kris 0]

Ahhh, classic Brittany humor. You really have to be in her presence to really get it.

Here's one:

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" "Really? You have a drink named 'Bob'?", the grasshoper said.

Kris
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

[jose 0]

How do you keep a stupid skydiver in suspense?

[n2skdvn 0]

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How do you keep a stupid skydiver in suspense?

i'll tell you tomorow

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[DJL 235]

What do you do if your dog loses its tail?




Bring it to the retail store.

Credit to Anne Melera (froglady)

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

[fool 0]

a three legged dog walks into the bar and says...

"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

S.E.X. party #1

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

[n2skdvn 0]

three men are walking down the road.
two of them walk into a bar what did the third man do?

he ducked!

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[kingbunky 3]

a guy walks into the emergency room, tells the doc he cut off all his fingers in a sawmill accident. the doc says "that's terrible, give me the fingers and i'll see if i can sew them back on". guy says, "don't have 'em". doc says "why not? we have all these great microsurgery techniques and we've had great success in re-attaching severed digits!" guy says "sorry, don't have'em" doc says "why?" guy says "how the hell was i supposed to pick them up!!!"

[rimshot] thanks, i'll be here all week, try the veal!

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
MB4252 TDS699
killing threads since 2001

[dterrick 0]

Three tomatoes are walking alomg the Main Street - Papa tomato, Mama tomato, and Baby tomato. Baby tomato is tired and starts to lag behind the parents and this makes Papa tomato very angry. He turns around, furious, and SMASHES baby tomato into the pavement and says... "catchup"

the Dave

Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney)

[kinney29 0]

Why did the turtle cross the road?






Because he was stapled to the chicken!

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