jraf 0 #1 October 8, 2002 So the hubby and wife drive through downtown. The wife is naive and asks her hubby what all these girls are doing standing on the curb and waving them down. "They are in the service business, they make people happy and earn money this way" says the hubby "Hon, but do they make decent money?" asks the wife "Sure, they make good wages" "So hon, maybe I would go into the service business" asks the naive wife The man thought for a while, considered the mortgage, the car payments and all and said:"OK, but if you have any doubt tell the fella that you need to talk to management" So the next day the wife is standing on the curb and a big black mercedes pulles up. The wife mentiones the price of $100 for the service and the John says that he only has 70. "Wait here I need to talk to management" says the gal. She goes to the husband who says that for 70 the John can only get a hand job. So she returns, conveys the message. The John pulls his pants of and flings out a 15 inch manly tool. The gal sees it and says she needs to consult management. So she goes to the hubby ad says:"Oh, don't be such a stiff, lend him the lousy 30 bucks"jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 October 8, 2002 See.....women aren't ALWAYS after money...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #3 October 8, 2002 hehehe - we are after what you don't have......hehehe (*TG runs for cover*) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #4 October 8, 2002 Quote See.....women aren't ALWAYS after money...... Some of us women are very independant!!!! I could care less about men's money. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 October 8, 2002 Quote we are after what you don't have So you ARE after my money...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #6 October 8, 2002 Sorry - I just couldnt' resist.......I have issues with temptation....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 October 8, 2002 Quote I have issues with temptation....... Most women do apparently... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #8 October 8, 2002 That my friend - is why I am still single........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 October 8, 2002 Quote That my friend - is why I am still single........ Holy SHIT!!! Is this honesty? I see it so little from women it's hard to recognize. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #10 October 8, 2002 Don't be scared Clay - I know it is rare........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 October 8, 2002 Quote I know it is rare........ Heh...Rare like a Dodo bird!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #12 October 8, 2002 LMAO! I love it! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites