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jraf

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So the hubby and wife drive through downtown. The wife is naive and asks her hubby what all these girls are doing standing on the curb and waving them down.
"They are in the service business, they make people happy and earn money this way" says the hubby
"Hon, but do they make decent money?" asks the wife
"Sure, they make good wages"
"So hon, maybe I would go into the service business" asks the naive wife
The man thought for a while, considered the mortgage, the car payments and all and said:"OK, but if you have any doubt tell the fella that you need to talk to management"
So the next day the wife is standing on the curb and a big black mercedes pulles up. The wife mentiones the price of $100 for the service and the John says that he only has 70. "Wait here I need to talk to management" says the gal. She goes to the husband who says that for 70 the John can only get a hand job. So she returns, conveys the message. The John pulls his pants of and flings out a 15 inch manly tool. The gal sees it and says she needs to consult management.
So she goes to the hubby ad says:"Oh, don't be such a stiff, lend him the lousy 30 bucks";)
jraf

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