bluefingers 0 #1 October 8, 2002 one for the boys ...A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk." What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best: 1. No need to boil. 2. Never goes sour. 3. Available whenever necessary. So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer: 4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes. He received an A. Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil 0 #2 October 8, 2002 my way of thinking... ... .. .how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #3 October 8, 2002 Plus, you get to play with a breast pump....see Justin's thread. I am still fascinated by its wierdness... -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #4 October 8, 2002 Quote you get to play with a breast pump They are pretty cool. I'm sure have thought of other creative uses for them. Aside from the pumps, have you seen the distance the milk can get if the boobie is really in need of emptying? Hilarious! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #5 October 8, 2002 What about, "No way the guy can get tapped for the 2:00 AM feeding?" That's just wrong, isn't it? I feel really bad.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #6 October 8, 2002 "No way the guy can get tapped for the 2:00 AM feeding?" Ah but those wondrous breast pumps get round that problem. -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil 0 #7 October 8, 2002 I'm sure being the gentleman that you are you helped to reduce the pressure...... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #8 October 8, 2002 Quote I'm sure being the gentleman that you are you helped to reduce the pressure... There are some sacrifices a guy just has to make. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #9 October 8, 2002 Now just imagine if you could have "breast beer"! -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #10 October 8, 2002 Bwaaaaahhhaaa aaaa If there was such a thing, it might, just might, almost make me wish I was a guy ... Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #11 October 8, 2002 >Now just imagine if you could have "breast beer"! Like this? NWS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #12 October 8, 2002 Quote Like this? NOOOOO! Where's the fun in that? I would say without those dispenser thingies would be better. I always drink my beer straight from whatever container it was bought in. It retains the fizz better that way. -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #13 October 8, 2002 actually, come to think of it, if we could produce breast beer, that WOULD be kinda fun too Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #14 October 8, 2002 But wouldn't that mean that you'd have to be immune to the effects of alcohol? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #15 October 8, 2002 Never mind the beer or milk, gotta love 'em containers jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #16 October 8, 2002 Quote Never mind the beer or milk, gotta love 'em containers Oh, admit it. You really want to talk about your feelings, don't ya? Reaalllly, huh? I'm not that superficial. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fastmartin2002 0 #17 October 8, 2002 they say that breast milk tastes like shit. i've never tried it ----- maybe u can help Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 October 8, 2002 Quote they say that breast milk tastes like shit I think they were a little too far south.... Actually...it doesn't taste like much of anything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #19 October 8, 2002 Quote Actually...it doesn't taste like much of anything. I'm still trying to figure out how to get ice cream or a good milk shake out of there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil 0 #20 October 8, 2002 Quotehow to get ice cream or a good milk shake out of there The problem is the missing fat, there isn't enough of it for a shake or ice-cram, but what is fun is just to pretend and when you have friends over and you serve them ice-cream after they eat it- tell them is was home made out of your wife's milk. AND DONT FORGET TO HAVE IT ON VIDEO, 'cause that will be a screamer !! Done it and almost pissed myself laughing, missed the video. About the taste - mhm well first of all if you like luke warm milk your ok if not pass it on. It has a light vanilla taste to it. ... .. .how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #21 October 8, 2002 Quote Actually...it doesn't taste like much of anything. And you know this how? Or is your memory that good? -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #22 October 8, 2002 Quote And you know this how? And what is wrong with quality testing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magistr8 0 #23 October 8, 2002 Yeah it would be pretty good to walk into a bar ask what's on tap and have a hottie take off her top "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #24 October 8, 2002 Oh no, not another "sufferer in the name of science" -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #25 October 8, 2002 Quote Oh no, not another "sufferer in the name of science" "Milk. Does a body good." Wasn't that the ad campaign? If health and boobies mix, who am I to argue? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
