bluefingers 0 #1 October 9, 2002 One for AggieDave A travelling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees a circus banner reading: "Don't Miss The Amazing Texan." Curious, he buys a ticket. The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the centre ring. There, spot lit in the centre ring is a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it is an old retired cowboy. Suddenly the old man unzips his pants, whips out a huge willy and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly Texan is carried off on the shoulders of the crowd. Ten years later the salesman visits the same little town and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same: "Don't Miss the Amazing Texan." He can't believe the old guy is still alive much less still doing his act! So he buys a ticket. Again, the centre ring is illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table. The Texan stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly and smashes the coconuts with three swings of his "amazing member". The crowd goes wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible," he tells the Texan. "But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?" "Well, says the Texan: "My eyes aren't what they used to be ..........." Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #2 October 9, 2002 ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #5 October 9, 2002 I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 October 9, 2002 HAhaha! Right on! Remember, everything is bigger in Texas...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 October 9, 2002 Quote HAhaha! Right on! Remember, everything is bigger in Texas... I hear in Texas, you have the largest midgets. Is this true? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #8 October 9, 2002 LMAO Youn Lady, I'm blushing!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #9 October 9, 2002 Quote Quote HAhaha! Right on! Remember, everything is bigger in Texas... I hear in Texas, you have the largest midgets. Is this true? It's true. Our largest midgets look like your shortest non-midget (PC) people.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 October 9, 2002 Also known as persons at or about the height of 5'4"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
