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Jennifer Lopez vs. Angelina Jolie based on sex appeal

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Okay, here is my "official lesbian" take on the matter....

Angelina has that 'dirty, I have been around the block and LIKED IT' look about her, but 2 things go against her....previous husband (not that BB isn't a bad guy, but really....you knew that fire wasn't going to blaze on)....and, this whole I have famous father, but don't talk to him...WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT??

J.Lo is ALL ABOUT THE FAME!! I mean, first P Diddy (the rap mogul formerly known as Puff Daddy) - who helped her launch her music career - don't play boys like that little girl!! Then the slumming marriage of the dancer groupie - W!! Now, this whole Ben Affleck thing...."my career isn't as big anymore...if I get people talking about me...then I can still sell records!! I am SO OVER J.Lo!!

Now, the other possibilities mentioned are runner-ups in my book. Yes, Gwen is hot, and she does kick ass (pyke afraid his will be next!!:$)
CZ-J/Douglas made the biggest mistake of her LIFE when she married him...I mean, love is nice and all that, but can he really treat her as good as I would have???;) (pyke's jealousy not showing at all here!)

Finally, and this may go against some more "traditional" GUY standards, but there is one who shines above all others.......

KATE WINSLET!!! I could list at least 100 reasons why she shames all the others, but I will only name a few....
One, she married for love and then had the strength to kick his ass out the do' when he was found cheating on her (I love a woman who tells me what to do!! Clay, I thought you'd be into that too??)
Two, she has "classic beauty"...on par with Audrey Hepburn (but in no way compares - but that is another thread)...she doesn't have to "try" to be beautiful
Three, she is DEFINATELY the type of person you can grow old with.....she has wit, charm, a wicked smile, and talk about lips.....WOW - good night Jolie...c'mere KATE!!!
Four....What was it about Holy Smoke that didn't sell you on her body?? Firstly, you get to see ALL of it....second, she isn't some svelte, un-natural specimen of estrogen...she has back, tummy, and thighs...and I am ALL OVER THAT - REAL women are SO MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE...know why?? Cause you already know what they look like....slim models only look good for a couple years...but a real woman looks good FOREVER!!!

K, enough of Pyke-lust. That is all I have to say - well, here anyway....so I will go fantasize about this a little longer...and try not to get up anytime soon. Don't want to scare the other ladies in the office!!!:$


Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic

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I always thought Kate Winslet was sexy in the traditional sense as well. The word "sultry" comes to mind.

And I find her attractive for a lot of the same reasons: she doesn't give a flip what Hollywood wants her to look like, she has got a pretty good sense of humor, she picks films that she's interested in from an artistic sense.

No she doesn't have that anorexic waif thing going on. And that's just fine be me. She was way hot in Titanic.

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

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Oh, come on...tell us how you really feel...;)
Kate Winslet is a bit on the porky side for me. I like a woman who has been to the gym since high school. Thus, J-Lo is kind of out. I have dated a few PR girls and they worked on keeping a firm butt. Woman don't like it when men are out of shape, same thing back. C Z-J is a classic hottie. The biggest thing is the smile. A woman who is happy and laughing is the biggest attraction in the world.

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Thanks for the post, Viking. I am totally depressed now. Angelina Jolie was born the day I graduated from "college". I think I'll go see if the overhead pipes in my office will support my weight.:(

Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

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My take on the thread now that some other names have been thrown around:

Gwen Stefani is probably a good wrassle, but damn, she needs to spend about seven grand on some TITS!

I think both JLo and Angelina are pigs, but would still probably put the "huck-a-buck" on the latter.

I think Alyssa Milano is totally hot. "Embrace of the Vampire" lezbo scene anyone? (or was it "kiss of the vampire?" I forget)

Kate Winslet has nice cans. I bet she is a good wrassle, once you get past that english twit prim and proper facade.

That is all...

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If I could only choose between those 2, I would have to pick J Lo. She's just more beautiful. However, there are so many others who are way more appealing to me than both of them:

Elisabeth Shue
Marisa Tomei
Milla Jovovich
Charlize Theron
Julie Delpy
Alyssa Milano
Rachael Leigh Cook
Halle Berry
Anna Paquin

:)
I could go on and on.... B|


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Liv Tyler!

Am I the only one who things Liv Tyler is like a total goddess?

OK so maybe she's a bit of a low-wattage bulb, but man is she gorgeous. And those eyes of hers.

Aw man!

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

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What about Jennifer Gardner in Alias? I think she's a cutie and she kicks some butt every week.



Haven't seen the show yet, but I looked up pics on the net. Attractive, but there is a lot of attractive girls. She's just 20 and thin. Next year, it will be someone new.
Over the years, I have had two favorites and they haven't changed. 1-Ann Margaret 2-Dyan Cannon. The reason is this: They just look like they would be fun to hang out with. I know that they are actors and it is just roles, but I have met a few actors and 90% of their roles seem to reflect their personality. I am adding Cameron Diaz to the list now. Big smile, having fun in all her roles. Sense of humor.

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But remember, the older she gets, the more she is gonna start looking like her pa.



Yeah that part's a little creepy.

Don't think she's lived quite as...um... hard as her dad though. ;)

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

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If I only could pick between JLo and Angelina, it would definitely be JLo for me. Angelina and that whole brother thing gives me the eebie jeebies.

Right now, who really does it for me:

Kelly Ripa, Heather Locklear has always been a hottie, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jennifer Love Hewit, Cameron Diaz, Penelope Cruz and still the total forever hottie...Jaclyn Smith.

I also could list a few more.



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I like Jennifer since she made ghetto booty sexy! Angelina isn't hot...she just looks pissed off all the time. The best looking female celebrity, though, is Gwen Stefani! She kicks ass!

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What about Gabrielle Anwar (Scent of a woman), Juliette Binoche, Ashley Judd (WOW... SUPER HOT MAMMA!!!!)

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