hobbes4star 0 #1 October 9, 2002 * During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine (some people will drink more for fun). * In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 penises by touching door handles, etc. (If you are blonde this number doubles to 30 due to your sexual habits.) * An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs (Men and lesbians, this does not include the three pounds of pubes you will ingest from rug-munching). * In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you slept. * Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands (no wonder lunch tasted like fish yesterday). * Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands (He said it was the mayo from his sub sandwich!) * In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket (Let ‘em). * At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests (Those are acceptable odds if the Maid of Honor blows you). * Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal gases Have a nice day...if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 October 9, 2002 "Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands " That number seems a little low doesn't it. Maybe this is just strangers or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #3 October 9, 2002 1 post mastorbatory man every 2 months? does sound low...but maybe thats cuz I work with 98% men Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #4 October 9, 2002 Quote (Men and lesbians, this does not include the three pounds of pubes you will ingest from rug-munching). hypothetically speaking, what if the rug you generally munch on is a little, ummm, intentionally threadbare? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 October 9, 2002 Quote 1 post mastorbatory man every 2 months? does sound low...but maybe thats cuz I work with 98% men I am 100% man baby! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
helicam 0 #6 October 9, 2002 * Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal gases You must be jumping a Cessna!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dp1l 0 #7 October 9, 2002 Or travlling on London Underground! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
konradptr 0 #8 October 9, 2002 Quote Quote (Men and lesbians, this does not include the three pounds of pubes you will ingest from rug-munching). hypothetically speaking, what if the rug you generally munch on is a little, ummm, intentionally threadbare? Are you talking about shaved, or underage? ------------------------------------------ Getting banned isn't that bad...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #9 October 9, 2002 intentionally threadbare "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #10 October 9, 2002 Quote* In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 penises by touching door handles, etc. (If you are blonde this number doubles to 30 due to your sexual habits.) This one is just disturbing!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #11 October 9, 2002 Quote Quote * In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 penises by touching door handles, etc. (If you are blonde this number doubles to 30 due to your sexual habits.) This one is just disturbing!!! Ok, how about you come into direct contact with mine? (ok yes I know I had to go there) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #12 October 9, 2002 As disturbing as it does sound, I would think that number too would be much higher. I mean how many times a day does a guy "adjust" or "scratch" himself. If you enter a public building, like a gas station, that number would be screaming. No? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #13 October 9, 2002 QuoteI mean how many times a day does a guy "adjust" or "scratch" himself. A lot :)7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #14 October 9, 2002 Quote As disturbing as it does sound, I would think that number too would be much higher. I mean how many times a day does a guy "adjust" or "scratch" himself. If you enter a public building, like a gas station, that number would be screaming. No? Well, I adjusted myself this morning I remember (someone took notice)... so I guess that's once in a public place. But, I was touching startched fabric... I don't normally "whip it out" in the workplace. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 October 9, 2002 "how many times a day does a guy "adjust" or "scratch" himself. " When the opportunity presents itself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #16 October 9, 2002 QuoteI don't normally "whip it out" at the workplace. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How f***in hysterical!!!!! I thought about that too when I read the statement. 15 penises? Do they mean men who didn't wash their hands after urinating, or men who are total freak pervs and rub their dicks on door handles?!?!!?! Yikes!!! Freaksis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #17 October 9, 2002 Quote men who are total freak pervs and rub their dicks on door handles Its only perverted if you get caught...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 October 9, 2002 Quoteor men who are total freak pervs and rub their dicks on door handles?!?!!?! That's a visual i really didn't need!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 October 9, 2002 "men who are total freak pervs and rub their dicks on door handles" It's just peer pressure. Once I found out everyone else was doing it, it seemed ok. Besides, I like having both hands free in the cafeteria line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #20 October 9, 2002 BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will avoid Luby's for awhile, now. hehe j/k Sis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #21 October 9, 2002 Ok, I'm just throwing this out here for you girls to answer. Assuming you are in bed with your insignificant other. He is masturbating and licking inside in your ear... Is this: A) hot B) not C) perverted ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 October 9, 2002 "During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine " In our pool, we have "no peeing" section. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #23 October 9, 2002 teeheehee. GROSE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverchick 0 #24 October 9, 2002 C) perverted really really perverted and rude...why isn't he doing me instead of his hand? Mother Hen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #25 October 10, 2002 There's a lot of sadness in this world ... Right now, as you read this, 7 Million people are having SEX ! And you're sitting infront of the computer ! That is SAD!!! Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
