bluefingers 0 #1 October 10, 2002 Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" "I couldn't even get on the fucking bed..." Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #2 October 10, 2002 (All you fine Irish people out there, SORRY, that's how I heard the joke, insert nationality at will) Paddy goes to a whore house with only $1. The Madam looks at him and politelt say that for one dollar he can do it to himself. So Paddy goes away and returns after a few minutes. The Madam is astonished and ask him what he wants now. Well its all done - says Paddy - who do I pay the $1 to?jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
