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I'd hate to have a scratch I didn't know about...Is this the Coke of the New Generation??? Sex with a Twist ... Lemons Provide Protection? Thu Oct 10, 8:44 AM ET

CANBERRA (Reuters) - [font "arial,helvetica"]Australian scientists believe they have rediscovered an effective use for lemon juice -- as a contraceptive and also a killer of the AIDS (news - web sites) virus. [/font]

[font "arial,helvetica"]Reproductive physiologist Roger Short, from the University of Melbourne's obstetrics department, said a few drops of lemon juice can be a cheap, easy-to-use solution to protect women from both HIV (news - web sites) and pregnancy.
The juice should be squeezed onto a piece of sponge or cotton wool and placed into the vagina before sex, he said.
"We can show in the lab that lemon juice is very effective in immobilizing human sperm and also very effective in killing HIV," Short told Australian Broadcasting Corp television in a science program to be shown later on Thursday.
He said lime juice, which has similar acid levels, can also be used, with both fruits often freely available in poor countries where contraception is hard to come by.
Short said laboratory tests found not only does lemon juice kill sperm, it also kills the AIDS virus itself.
Short said using lemon juice as a contraceptive was not a new idea but it had fallen by the wayside over the years.
The ancient douche-style contraceptive was encouraged by such luminaries as Casanova, renowned for his sexual prowess.
"This has been used for hundreds of years and we've just forgotten about it," said Short, who is planning to conduct some field trials in Thailand.
"About 300 years ago, Mediterranean women used lemon juice as their main method of contraception." [/font]


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Just take a slice of lemon, and clamp it tightly between your knees...
It almost worked for Mrs Macfeegle.;)

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a couple of problems/observations.....

wouldn't using lemons give new meaning to the term 'sourpuss'?

if a lime was involved, how far away could tequila be? of course, tequila could be the reason you needed a contraceptive in the first place! ;)

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a couple of problems/observations.....

wouldn't using lemons give new meaning to the term 'sourpuss'?



Or 'tart' come (ho-hum) to that...

I heard a lengthy discussion about various very old methods of contraception on the radio (ABC in Oz.) today. Allegedly around the time of the Crimean (sp?) women used to use a half lemon skin as a diaphragm.

Yesterday I heard a half hour discussion, on the same radio station, about bowels and what, in the minds of doctors, constitutes a good shit.

Tomorrow (today actually) I'm going to work with the radio OFF.

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"About 300 years ago, Mediterranean women used lemon juice as their main method of contraception."



I had very good luck in high school using Schlitz tall boys for this same purpose and in the same manner.
Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

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if a lime was involved, how far away could tequila be?



Put a little salt on the rim....

Lick it
Slam it
Suck it

...this is all going downhill fast.

-D
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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Tequilla is my favorite shot. I'm not talking about crap-ass Cuervo. I'm talking about Herradura and better. My friend and I sat and finished off a full bottle even after we'd been drinking all night. yum.

Hey Kate, I can't find anything on the web that validates that story. What's up?

-Doug
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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