f1freak 0 #1 October 10, 2002 Don't peek at the picture until you read the joke. A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know, but this piece had always been there He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had it''s hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it''s right there." (See attached file: 710.jpg)HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #2 October 10, 2002 your late on that on it's allready been posted!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #3 October 10, 2002 Ah, a true classic... SFW! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #4 October 10, 2002 Ok, I propose a new rule...search before you post! I swear I just read the first one this morning. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #5 October 10, 2002 Sorry, my bad, it will never happen again.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #6 October 10, 2002 Just don't do the "flashing pumpkins" one, and you'll redeem yourself. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #7 October 10, 2002 Deal... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites