skybytch 273 #1 October 10, 2002 i'm all stressed out i can't think straight i can't concentrate on anything i have all this work to do but i can't do it cuz i can't concentrate on it i think i'm going insane my stomach is tied in knots either that or i'm hungry i need to make a skydive or twenty but i have to be at work i dunno it's all a blur right now is it monday yet oh no i don't want it to be monday yet i'm not ready damn that suit is pink no i can't sell you anything right now will the phone ever stop ringing i still have five loads of laundry to do and only one clothesline and there's no beer in the fridge and i have to pay the phone bill or they'll turn it off and go to the grocery store and wash the car and oh shit did i mention that i think i'm going insane? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #2 October 10, 2002 Insane in the Membrane...Insane in the Brain! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #3 October 10, 2002 Quote i think i'm going insane Join the club. The rest of us are already there. Take some deep breaths. Think about what else is going on in the world. For example, the sniper killing people about a mile from my house. I'm still alive. (So far.) Things could be worse. Much worse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #4 October 10, 2002 Take some deep breaths, relax!!!!!! J -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #5 October 10, 2002 Quote oh shit did i mention that i think i'm going insane? You didn't need to mention it, this post already indicates it.Just breathe........or, give someone a good "Bytch" slap. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #6 October 10, 2002 Step away from the phone.... Take several deep breaths.... Take the rest of the afternoon to post.... Forget washing the car..... Laundry will be there later, if you need something throw some body spray on it and wear it.... To heck with the phone bill, use SQ1's.... Go skydive.... but make sure to do one for me... SMILE Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #7 October 10, 2002 Calm down Lisa, grab a beer, close your eyes and imagine you're on a beach, sea gently lapping on the sand ...... ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #8 October 10, 2002 Yo! Chickie-mama? Take some Pepto-Bytchmol. It soothes and protects! I'm a Bytch, I'm a Bytch, cause I'm better than you! It's the way that I move! It's the way that I groove! Whoa-oh-oh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kinney29 0 #9 October 10, 2002 THis should cheer you up. I have a four day weekend starting .............. now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 October 10, 2002 I'm there with you Lisa. I'm having kind of a shitty day. Had to spend half my lunch time at the grocery store getting some paperwork for the Ex-wife's attorney notorized. That annoys me. Dealing with stupid people that don't do things the way they are supposed to and want me to fix it for "free." Oh well...I don't have to be to work until 4 PM tomorrow so I think I'll be off to the bar this evening so I can ogle Jill and have her serve me copious amounts of Rolling Rock. Might make a Booty call too. That's always a great stress reliever...PS..the weather here SUCKS today. It's about a 200Ft ceiling and drizzling occasionally. It's supposed to be nice Saturday and Sunday though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #11 October 10, 2002 weather here is beautiful but i'm stuck at work can't jump or drink beer or go off behind the tree for a safety meeting or any of that they're doing formation loads at the dz but i can't go play and i start a whole week off at five pm tomorrow but i'll spend the whole week wearing neon pink and probably nothing else cuz i'm not gonna get the laundry done in time and i can't stop my feet from tapping and i feel like... like.... accccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!! Phew. I'm gonna climb under my desk and hide out for awhile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #12 October 10, 2002 Quote I'm gonna climb under my desk and hide out for awhile. maybe I should come and work for you. I like a girl who spends time under the desk at the office. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 October 10, 2002 Quote but i'll spend the whole week wearing neon pink and probably nothing else cuz i'm not gonna get the laundry done in time Well...if you run around naked I'm sure you'll make LOTS of new friends. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 October 10, 2002 You'll do maaahvelous Lisa!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #15 October 10, 2002 Yeah! Just get that pink latex body paint! That would solve all your problems!You'd have to superglue the grippers on though (ouch).No laundry to do! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #16 October 10, 2002 Relax baby!! relax!! With a rack like yours I'd be wrestless too!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #17 October 10, 2002 Sounds like you need to pet the kitty. Can you pet the kitty at work? Tell ya what, use the link on the monkey posting to warm a bit, then pet the kitty. Then you can relax and line up yer ducks in row and take um down with one bullet. xxx, Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #18 October 10, 2002 Pet the Kitty.. LOL VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloud9 0 #19 October 10, 2002 Well your way to young to be going through the change and you didn't mention cramps so must just be a case of nerves.No worries you girls are gonna rock, so no pressure just because were all watching your slot E8 make us proud, but most of all have a great time! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #20 October 10, 2002 Lisa I am right there with you. Work has been kicking my @ss and people are sucking the life right out of me. Dunno how much longer I can keep my cool... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #21 October 10, 2002 Quote Can you pet the kitty at work? What a trip. Shortly after you posted that a pretty white stray kitty with a bright pink collar showed up at the office door this afternoon and we've been taking turns lovin' her up. Kate told me that what I'm going through today is normal. And Linda says tomorrow will be even worse. But they both said I'll be okay. Really I will. I have to believe them. They've done this at least once before. Maybe I should go have a big ol' pot of coffee. Think that would help? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 October 10, 2002 Lisa...it's only like a 120 way world record attempt with some of the best women skydivers in the world. What the heck are you worried......Ohh...sorry nevermind...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #23 October 10, 2002 > . . . we've been taking turns lovin' her up. Don't think I want the details. Between you lovin up the cat and Linda complaining about a missing Mr. Vibe . . . This seemed appropriate: -------------------- Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated Nothing to do Nowhere to go I Wanna be sedated Just get me to the airport And put me on a plane Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain Oh no oh no Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 October 10, 2002 Quote Between you lovin up the cat and Linda complaining about a missing Mr. Vibe . . . Wow...is that job over there still open? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 October 10, 2002 "pretty white stray kitty with a bright pink collar showed up at the office door" Did the white kitty with the pink collar have short hair? Love those short haired kitties. "Hi there. I'm your new neighbor. My water isn't turned on yet. Can I take a shower at your place?" Nice kitty, niiiiiice kitty... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
