Quotes of the Day

[SatchFan 0]

"Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working."
-- Anonymous

"The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value"
~~Unknown

[kingbunky 3]

"there is a theory which states that if anyone ever figures out what the universe is for, and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replacecd with something even more bizzarre and inexpilicable."

"there is another theory which states that this may already have happened."

-douglas adams

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
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killing threads since 2001

[GrumpySmurf 0]

"Experience is a hard teacher, for she gives the test first, and the lesson after."
-- Vernon Law

[happythoughts 0]

Good judgment comes from experience which comes from bad judgement.

[Slappie 9]

Here are a few you can ponder an pick the one that best suits you


"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."


"I used to laugh at my dog: like marking his territory was really gonna keep those other dogs away. But since I started doing it myself, I have to admit that my co-workers seldom come into my cubicle any more."


"Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software." — Arthur C. Clarke


"The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man."


"Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted."


"For sincere personal advice and the correct time: phone any number at random at 3am."


"When you're ten years old, and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again."


"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognises genius." — Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859-1930)

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[Jasmin 0]

"Inside me, there's a thin woman screaming to get out......
But I can usually shut the bitch up with chocolate." -Anon

"Anywoman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming too high..." -Dorothy Parker (Poet)

"Of the two evils I try to pick the one I haven't tried before..."

xj

"I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."

[jtval 0]

"Anywoman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming too high..." -Dorothy Parker (Poet
i always though they way to anybodies heart is through thier chest....hmm no wonder i gotta keep hiding my g/f bodies...hahaha

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[FliegendeWolf 0]

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"For sincere personal advice and the correct time: phone any number at
random at 3am."

If you know that you are calling at 3:00 am, why would you need to know the correct time?

A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All

[lowpull 0]

" No matter how beautiful a woman is, how sexy she may be, somewhere, there is a man who is sick of her shit"


Oh ladies,BTW, this also works well if you simply change the sex..........

[DTOXX 0]

"You can run but you'll just die tired!"
KillCreek (AKA Stevie Case) after beating founder member of ID Software, John Romero, at Quake.

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[lewmonst 0]

i do quotes with my kids every day, and one day it was "one man's trash is another man's treasure" or something like that....
and my 7th grade interpretation of it was "just becuase it's worthless doesn't mean you can't sell it on ebay"

[quatorze 1]

"A ship is safe in port, but that is not what a ship is for."
--unknown

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[Cajones 0]

I actually love that quote, Quatorze. Haven't heard it in a very long time...

The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

[n2skdvn 0]

everyone is given life but how many turely live!

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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[moodyskydiver 0]

"Some day, after we have mastered the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity we shall harness the energies of love. Then, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire."
-- Teilhard de Chardin

"But everything I can't remember as f***ed up as it all may seem. The consequences that I've rendered, I've gone and f***ed up things again."
--Staind

"Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair but manifestations of strength and resolution."
--Kahil Gibran

"Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time. Said up high I'm stong enough to take these dreams and make them mine.Can you take me higher?"
--Creed

"By the accident of fortune a man may rule the world for a time, but by virtue of love and kindness he may rule the world forever."
--Lao-Tse

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."