Where's your Balls?

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

> The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an
> early retirement bonus.
>
> They promised any general who retired immediately his full annual
> benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line
> between any two points on the general's body, with the general getting
> to select any pair of
> points he wished.
>
> The first general was from the Air Force. He asked the pension clerk
> to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet.
> He walked out with a check for $720,000.
>
> The second man, an Army general, asked the pension clerk to measure
> from the tip of his up-stretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He
> walked out with a
>
> check for $960,000.
>
> The third general was a grizzled old Marine from Texas. He told the
> pension man "Son, I want you to measure from the tip of my penis all
> the way to my
> testicles."
>
> The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like
> to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals
> had received.
>
> The Marine general insisted "No sir, you heard right. Go ahead and
> measure".
>
>
> The pension expert said that would be OK, but that he'd better get a
> medical
>
> officer to do the measuring.
>
> The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em. He
> did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's
> penis and began
> to work back.
>
> "My God!" he said, "where are your testicles?"
>
> "Vietnam," the general replied.

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[Kinaa 0]

LOL
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[mountainman 0]

Funny stuff.

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[jumpy 0]

ahahahahahahahaha! classic stuff! There's nothing quite like being a smartass is there