keeping your insanity

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20 WAYS TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY!!!!!!!

1. AT LUNCH TIME, SIT IN YOUR PARKED CAR WITH SUNGLASSES ON AND POINT A HAIR
DRYER AT PASSING CARS. SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN


2. PAGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM, DON'T DISGUISE YOUR VOICE.


3. EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, ASK IF THEY WANT FRIES WITH
THAT.


4. PUT YOUR GARBAGE CAN ON YOUR DESK AND LABEL IT "IN"


5. PUT DECAF IN THE COFFEE MAKER FOR 3 WEEKS. ONCE EVERYONE HAS GOTTEN OVER
THEIR CAFFEINE ADDICTIONS, SWITCH TO EXPRESSIO


6. IN THE MEMO FIELD OF ALL YOUR CHECKS, WRITE "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS".


7. FINISH ALL YOUR SENTENCES WITH "IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY".


8. DON'T USE ANY PUNCTUATION


9. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE, SKIP RATHER THAN WALK


10. ASK PEOPLE WHAT SEX THEY ARE. LAUGH HYSTERICALLY AFTER THEY ANSWER.


11. SPECIFY THAT YOUR DRIVE-THROUGH ORDER IS "TO GO".


12. SING ALONG AT THE OPERA


13. GO TO A POETRY RECITAL AND ASK WHY THE POEMS DON'T RHYME.


14. PUT MOSQUITO NETTING AROUND YOUR WORK AREA. AND PLAY A TAPE OF JUNGLE
SOUNDS ALL DAY.


15. FIVE DAYS IN ADVANCE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU CAN'T ATTEND THEIR PARTY
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD.


16. HAVE YOUR COWORKERS ADDRESS YOU BY YOUR WRESTLING NAME, ROCK HARD.


17. WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON! I WON!
3RD TIME THIS WEEK!!!!!!"


18. WHEN LEAVING THE ZOO, START RUNNING TOWARDS THE PARKING LOT, YELLING
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THEY'RE LOOSE!!!"


19. TELL YOUR CHILDREN OVER DINNER, "DUE TO THE ECONOMY, WE ARE GOING TO
HAVE TO LET ONE OF YOU GO."


20. AND THE FINAL WAY TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY....


KEEP A SMILE ON YOUR FACE

...it's called therapy

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[TEB6363 0]

I like this list. Very good ideas for Friday....

Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!