Redneck Jedi

[helicam 0]

You're A Redneck Jedi When



1. You use the force to cheat at fishing, bowling, and long-distance
spitting.

2. More than half the droids you own don't function.

3. The number of blasters you own exceeds your I. Q.

4. You wonder why Luke and Leia never got married.

5. You used a carbon-freezing chamber to store the 78 Wampas you shot while
vacationing on Hoth.

6. Your moonshine is made on the moon.

7. You don't like wearing a Jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip
stored in your back pocket.

8. Sandpeople back down from your mama.

9. You've used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a DUI.

10. You've strangled people with the force because they laughed at your
accent.

11. You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac.

12. You've argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid.

13. A Wookie has told you that you need to shave.

14. You've wrecked several landspeeders while lighting cigarettes with your
lightsaber.

15. You don't think the Ewoks are primitive.

16. You've gone AT-AT tipping.

17. Jabba's pig guards think you have a hygiene problem.

18. You consider your lightsaber the ultimate bug zapper.

19. The Rancor monster refused to eat you.

20. You discovered that your greatest enemy is, in fact, your father, who
also happens to be your brother.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

You've gone AT-AT tipping

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[ernokaikkonen 0]

11. You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac.
13. A Wookie has told you that you need to shave.
16. You've gone AT-AT tipping.

Ha!

[SpeedRacer 1]

21) Your X-wing fighter is primer colored.

22) You can describe the taste of an Ewok.

23) Your father says, "C'mon over to th' Dark Side, son! It'll be a hoot!"

24) You use your light sabre to open a can of beer.

Speed Racer
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[SkydiveMonkey 0]

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You can describe the taste of an Ewok

Everyone knows they taste like chicken

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Say no to subliminal messages

[AggieDave 6]

25) Your speeder has a grill guard and a blaster rack on the back.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[PhreeZone 20]

26) You can't find the controls of your X-wing under all the beer cans
27) Your X-wing has more rust holes then it does blaster holes

Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

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[hohonukai 0]

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9. You've used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a DUI.

18. You consider your lightsaber the ultimate bug zapper.

Ok, must be I have a little redneck in me, cause I think it would be cool to have a lightsaber for a bug zapper, especially for outdoor parties. Can't you just hear it? "Luke, we must defend ourselves against the West Nile. Use the force."

[billvon 3,111]

>27) Your X-wing has more rust holes then it does blaster holes

28) Parts of your X-wing are labeled "John Deere"
29) The edge of the cockpit is all tweaked where you open bottles on it

[DTOXX 0]

30. You have a canapy window on you X-wing held in with duct tape.

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[Guest]

31. You insist on using the ass-end of your X-Wing fighter to heat up the road kill you created with your landspeeder.

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[Guest]

32. Two words: "Kettle Jawas"

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[Guest]

33. You have a Darth Vader Bobble-Head on the dash of your landspeeder.

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[hohonukai 0]

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33. You have a Darth Vader Bobble-Head on the dash of your landspeeder.

lmao! Good one!