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Why I can't own a cat...

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Hey, I'm a cat person, you know, "Tigra", I can't help but try and take the kitty's side!

But, you redeemed yourself by getting the cat out of the tree and giving her a meal!:)
Kayla looks like a lot of fun. I am an apartment dweller who works long hours, so no dogs for me:(, but still love them!

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OK! You redeemed yourself



Thanks, I got a few good laughs out of it.
They were at a point that if I left them together for any longer they probably would have become friendly. I mean they calmed down a lot since when they first met.

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
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Don't get me started. I love animals and I freakin LOVE my kitty cat.

His name is Sabre and he wears a little skydiving pin on his colar.

He is like a dog. He follows me throughout the house. He comes when you call him.
He likes to go for walks in his carrier (it's one of those mini-rig backbacks that I stick him in and I wear it on the front and he sticks his head out and hangs out.)
He likes to shower with me.
He sits on my tummy when I'm in the tub.
He sleeps with me all night.
He jumps REALLY high.
He is tiger striped w/ white paws and SUPER-SOFT fur. He's very furry with a big fluffy tail
I keep his picture in my log book.
I keep his picture in my wallet.
He gets Whiskas gourmet homestyle breakfast and dinner.
He gets treats for jumping high.
He is SUCH a lap kitty.
He lays on your rig and acts as a weight while you pack.
He weighs 12 pounds.
He has his own little house and a billion toys.
He brings a toy to bed every night and it sleeps with us.
We hung a bird feeder outside the living room window so he can sit and watch the birdies.
If there is a roach in the house, he finds it, sticks his paw on it and meows for me to capture it.

I LOVE MY KITTY, SABRE!

He he he. I want a dog, but I have to wait until I can get a bigger place.

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Here is a picture of my kitty! His name is "Lucky, FatCat, Stupid" all the above he even answers to the can operner. In this picture he was a light 22lbs. He has since slimmed down to about 19 or 20lbs.

We used to live in a nice house an he owned the backyard. He used to lay in the sun next to the bird bath. The Blue Jays an Mocking birds didn't like him much. He would sun bathe an as the birds would dive bomb him he'd normaly get up an head to the back door. Once in awhile he'd lay there an wait for one to come within striking distance an BAM he'd be snacking on dead bird. He lived with a pot belly pig {Porkchop} for awhile. The pig knew who was boss. The next door neighbor had a Black Lab an Lucky taught him a few lessons. They say Labs are smart dogs. This one kept testing Lucky an even went to the vet once for a cheek ripped open from a left swipe from Lucky. The owner tried to get me to pay the bill, until I explained it was his dog who jumped my fence an attacked my cat. Go figure some people.. Anyways here is my cat!




"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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He has his own little house and a billion toys.


Lmao...

I need to slow down and read, for a minute there, I thought it said billVon toys
I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

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That is SOOOOOO CUTE!

I bought this T-shirt that says, "Babycakes" across the front.

People think I wear it b/c I think I'm a babycakes. I wear it b/c my first kitty cat I got when I was 4, I named Babycakes. I loved her so much!

Speaking of babycakes, they say you find your stripper name by taking the name of your first pet for your first name and the name of the first street you lived on for your last name. If that is true, my stripper name would be:

Babycakes Bedford.

Ha ha ha!

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That's a gorgeous cat.;)

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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