skygal3 0 #1 October 12, 2002 A coworker just gave me this funny: An executive was in a quandry. Due to budget cuts, he had to get rid of one of his employees. He narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hungover after partying all night. She went over tot he water cooler to get some water to take an asprin and the executive approached her and said :"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off". Debra replied "Could you Jack off? I feel like shit." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
