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SkydiveMonkey

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If it was Liverpool, I betcha the stereo has gone too....;)



Good thing they didn't leave it in St. Albans (Western suburb Melb. Oz)....

Ferrari's F1 Team has fired its entire Pit Crew The announcement follows Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Australian Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed youths from St Albans. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths in Melbourne's outer suburbs were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew takes more than 8 seconds. This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, and, as most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every other team. However, Ferrari's expectations were exceeded, as during the Crew's first practice session; not only were "da boyz from Snalbans" able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen VB stubbies and a gram.

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Mark F...

Popular folklore would have it that St. Albans is where the car "re-birthing industry" is centred in Melbourne.

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