bluefingers 0 #1 October 14, 2002 A man with a bald head and a wooden leg has been invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume hire company to explain the problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note, "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate". The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasised his wooden leg and so he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says, "Dear Sir, Sorry about our previous suggestion,please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and, with your bald head you will really look the part". Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasising his wooden leg to emphasising his bald head and he writes the company a REALLY rude letter of complaint. The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads, "Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup. Why don't you pour the tin of golden syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple!" Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #2 October 14, 2002 ROFLMAO !!! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #3 October 14, 2002 Bad, bad girl jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #4 October 14, 2002 You are such an odd child Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #5 October 14, 2002 Why thank you Scratch *blows a kiss* Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 October 14, 2002 Niiiiice...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
