weegegirl 2 #1 October 16, 2002 Guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #2 October 16, 2002 Robber walks into conveniece store with rifle,demands money. Starts to rob customer and lays rifle counter so as to use both hands. Clerk grabs rifle and starts shooting at robber, robber flees for life with gunshot wound. Robber captured down the street bleeding profusely... Criminals are seldom very smart... ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #3 October 16, 2002 Who is the bigger idiot? The thief or the cashier arguing with a guy holding a shotgun? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Galen 0 #4 October 16, 2002 Guy robs a bank. Get away car is a cab he called. The cab isn't there when he runs out. Robber stands and waits for cab. THis happened where I grew up. Respect the Dolphin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #5 October 16, 2002 Quote Who is the bigger idiot? The thief or the cashier arguing with a guy holding a shotgun? Maura, I was thinking the exact same thing. You just beat me to it! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #6 October 16, 2002 People think up robber stories. Tell friends. Sounds plausible, so friends repeat. May have happened. Maybe not. We'll never know.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #7 October 16, 2002 My story really happened, I was bored (broken leg) and watching Real TV, the camera don't lie. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #8 October 17, 2002 Quote My story really happened, I was bored (broken leg) and watching Real TV, the camera don't lie. I saw it too, I thought that the tugging match that the clerk and the robber got into with the firearm was the best part... "It's mine!" "No it's not!" "Yes it is!" "No it's not " I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magistr8 0 #9 October 17, 2002 There was one on leno the other day where a pair of criminals rob a bank tie everyone up and then call the police. The "Clever" robbers then proceed to tie each other up as to blend into the crowd. A great plan only when the cops showed up they real hostages rated them out, go figure "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
