Pammi 0 #1 October 17, 2002 The t-shirts that say "Most sports take one ball, skydiving takes two"?? Anyone know? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #2 October 17, 2002 Have you tried Jumper wear or something like that? I'm looking for a shirt with sperm jumping out of planes, and the caption "remember when sex was safe and skydiving was dangerous"My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #3 October 17, 2002 they should have one that says: skydiving the only sport where even the chicks have balls."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 October 17, 2002 Quote the only sport where even the chicks have balls Well...not really....I think they have a few events in San Francisco each year.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #5 October 17, 2002 Heh... that would be Chyna. Can you imagine being nekkid in a bedroom with Chyna? I bet it would be interesting.... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 October 17, 2002 Quote I bet it would be interesting.... Scary more like!!! "No please...Stop...you're hurting me!!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #7 October 17, 2002 You're just afriad that after she's done riding you she'll bitchslap your face right off your head and eat you like a Prayint Mantis.... Hm... okay maybe I went a little too far there.... hahhaahah ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 October 17, 2002 Quote You're just afriad Yes...the date would start out with..."I have a gun...and I'm not afraid to use it!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #9 October 17, 2002 Thank you thank you! Now everyone delete their posts so Merrick doesn't see this Can't believe I couldn't find that! I was desparate! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #10 October 17, 2002 Quote Thank you thank you! Now everyone delete their posts so Merrick doesn't see this Can't believe I couldn't find that! I was desparate! Pammi? Deperate??? NO!!! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #11 October 17, 2002 QuoteHeh... that would be Chyna. Can you imagine being nekkid in a bedroom with Chyna? I bet it would be interesting.... My roommate's ex was a Playboy playmate. Anyway, one day she came over with another playmate and they brought a whole bunch of photos of various things Hef and them had been up to. For the most part, it was fascinating, as there was lots of glorious nudity. Until we got to the photos of them in the tub with Chyna... Uh, man, she's so scary looking with clothes on, but it's ten times worse with them off... It burned my retinas! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #12 October 17, 2002 QuoteMy roommate's ex was a Playboy playmate. Anyway, one day she came over with another playmate OK. Let's get an improv story going. I'll begin: as I was making dinner...My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #13 October 17, 2002 stirring the gumbo cooking over the stove and opening the wine, there she was. How'd she get in? Must have come in the back door because it was still early. Her hot stilleto pumps clacked against the spanish tile floor. I couldn't help but look at those statuesque legs, the hot tight tube dress she had on revealed every dangerous curve. I put down the cooking spoon and... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #14 October 17, 2002 QuoteQuoteMy roommate's ex was a Playboy playmate. Anyway, one day she came over with another playmate OK. Let's get an improv story going. I'll begin: as I was making dinner... Why is it that people don't take my stories seriously...? What's funny is that she got him invited to last year's Halloween party at the mansion. He got kicked out (and arrested!) for getting in a drunken brawl with a security guard. No more playmates came over to visit after that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #15 October 17, 2002 Quote last year's Halloween party at the mansion. He got kicked out (and arrested!) for getting in a drunken brawl with a security guard. Now that is the absolute most stupid thing I have ever heard a guy do. I vote him the TOOL of the year!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #16 October 17, 2002 QuoteNow that is the absolute most stupid thing I have ever heard a guy do. I vote him the TOOL of the year!!!!!!!! There are lots of reasons to vote him tool of the year... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #17 October 17, 2002 Quote Pammi? Deperate??? NO!!! LOL! Well, not usually necessary, but I'm a 'perfect gift' nut, so ... Crap, xmas is coming. Blah! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
