FallRate 0 #1 October 11, 2002 It said: "You are beginning a new chapter in your life." Based on recent events, I'm starting to think that this new chapter will be a tragic denouement! FUCK!!! FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #2 October 11, 2002 Just need to vent. FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skitzo 0 #4 October 11, 2002 QuoteBased on recent events, I'm starting to think that this new chapter will be a tragic denouementCare to get a little extensive on these recent events? Hhmmm? - "How do you keep your feet on the ground when you know you were born to fly?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 October 11, 2002 You didn't read it right! You're supposed to add "in bed." at the end of fortune cookies, it should have read: "You are beginning a new chapter in your life, in bed."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #6 October 11, 2002 The funniest fortune cookie I've ever seen, bar none, was when my friend got, "Behind every good man, there is another good man..." He looked at it and just about had a siezure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #7 October 11, 2002 speaking of...(and this is going absolutely no where...) today is national "come out" day...so I've heard...anyone got anything they want to share? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #8 October 11, 2002 Quotespeaking of...(and this is going absolutely no where...) today is national "come out" day...so I've heard...anyone got anything they want to share? Anyone? Ferris? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #9 October 11, 2002 QuoteAnyone? Ferris? That's "Bueller..." In real life, Ben Stein is a lecherous womanizer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 October 11, 2002 Quote speaking of...(and this is going absolutely no where...) today is national "come out" day...so I've heard...anyone got anything they want to share? I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body. Of course, the mans body would like to be trapped in a womans body. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,146 #11 October 11, 2002 QuoteThe funniest fortune cookie I've ever seen, bar none, was when my friend got, "Behind every good man, there is another good man..." He looked at it and just about had a siezure. Last year I got "Your business will grow to enormous size". The GF nearly choked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #12 October 11, 2002 funniest one ive seen was ... I took a friend who was a gril(not g/f) to lunch. chinese DUH! b/c she had no food and was in a bad spot. so we had a good time and forutne cookies cam eout. now the whole time I kept telling her she's gonna have to work off the bill... she never heard of the IN BED rule, so I explain it. then she cracks her cookie and her forutne is "time is money" we fell out on the floorMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #13 October 11, 2002 I love that whole "in bed" bit. At my 30th birthday party we had a huge bowl of fortune cookies and a sign to add "in bed" at the end. The bowl was empty in an hour.Best fortune = "That was not chicken." ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 October 11, 2002 Quote I love that whole "in bed" bit. At my 30th birthday party we had a huge bowl of fortune cookies and a sign to add "in bed" at the end. The bowl was empty in an hour.Best fortune = "That was not chicken." It certainly puts a different spin on the previous entry ""Behind every good man, there is another good man...IN BED" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #15 October 12, 2002 My fortune today: "Ask a friend to join you on your next voyage"I'm not that kind of a girl!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 October 12, 2002 makes me wanna go eat out at the "full ho." a chinese resturant around the block from meMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #17 October 12, 2002 http://www.rock103.com/crew/pics/fukmi.jpg A great Chinese Buffet! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #18 October 12, 2002 Quote www.rock103.com/crew/pics/fukmi.jpg">A great Chinese Buffet i think there a direct correlation to mine. i got the pic upMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #19 October 12, 2002 Beat me to the EDIT ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #20 October 12, 2002 grr youll have to look through my webshots to find a good copy of the "HO" its in the nevada file if you careMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #21 October 12, 2002 Quote http://www.rock103.com/crew/pics/fukmi.jpg A great Chinese Buffet! Funny, when I first opened that picture I thought that was a canopy over the M in Mi... -- Hook high, flare on time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skitzo 0 #22 October 18, 2002 My fortune cookie yesterday read, "Good luck is the result of good planning." - "How do you keep your feet on the ground when you know you were born to fly?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YahooLV 0 #23 October 18, 2002 plan the dive, dive the plan. Blues to you.http://www.curtisglennphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
