English Translations

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WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes. = No.

No. = Yes.

Maybe. = No.

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

We need. = I want.

It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want ... = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk. = I need to complain.

Sure ... go ahead. = I don't want you to ....

I'm not upset! = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly. = You need a shave, and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're
really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good
game on TV.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me? = Too late ... you're dead.


MEN'S ENGLISH:

I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.

I'm tired. = I'm tired.

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex
with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.

Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle
you.

What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?

I love you. = Let's have sex now.

I love you, too. = Okay, I said it. We'd better have sex now!

Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a
deep person. Maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have
sex with other guys.

I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together. = I'm gay.

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[Derekbox 0]

hahaha nice...
Hers one...
Stop No Dont = No dont Stop - all sounds the same in the heat of the moment. j/k ;) derek

[Jimbo 0]

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I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together. = I'm gay.

I think that one should read like this:

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I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together. = I'd like to have sex with you, please remove them.

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Jim

"Like" - The modern day comma
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