The 12 Days of Eloy

[bbarnhouse 0]

On the 1st day in Eloy my cameraman gave to me
A beer that was already free
On the 2nd day in Eloy my coach gave to me
A $17 jump of which he kept $3
On the 3rd day in Eloy the pilot gave to me
Extra altitude for flashing boobies
On the 4th day in Eloy the barmaid gave to me
Something that came out as green pee
On the 5th day in Eloy the rigger gave to me
A free ride on my reserve canopyyyyyyyyyy
On the 6th day in Eloy the tram driver gave to me
A run for my money and a skinned knee!
On the 7th day in Eloy manifest gave to me
A reprimand and the alternate landing!
On the 8th day in Eloy my packer gave to me
a whacker of an opening
On the 9th day in Eloy the DZO gave to me
A bill for two thousand and three
On the 10th day in Eloy my SO gave to me
BTFU I'm moving to the city!
On the 11th day in Eloy my credit company gave to me
An intrest rate hike and a lower rating
On the 12th day in Eloy my friends gave to me
A bus ticket home to Alabameeeeeeeee!!!


*special credit given to Lummy for his help on this post

[AggieDave 6]

You really going to leave Eloy?

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[bbarnhouse 0]

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You really going to leave Eloy?

AD humm this to the 12 days of christmas! LOL

[AggieDave 6]

Yes, I know, I understand, but I thought you were making another point within the humor.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[mouth 0]

That is just tooooo cute. I'm going to be singing The 12 Days of Christmas all weekend!!!!

Lisa

68 and counting

--
Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

[SudsyFist 0]

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i like that. let's add that to the repertoire, shall we?

steve