SpeedRacer 1 #1 October 20, 2002 Subject: Dear Abby Dear Abby: I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door... : There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom? Perplexed Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 October 20, 2002 HAHAHAHAHA!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #3 October 20, 2002 WTF?!?!? Man, that is one twisted situation! I think you should probably.....er, wait a sec, the mom is hot......uh, I mean, ah hell, don't listen to me! Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #4 October 20, 2002 Speedy, I think Abby died a while back ... please try to send your life experiences to "Dear Bill Von and Lisa..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #5 October 20, 2002 LOL! That sounds like something my family would do! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #6 October 20, 2002 HOLY SHIT DUDE!!!!Insanity is hereditary!---fuckin' Freaks!!!!Tell her that inccident to the letter. Whether you tell her that it happened to a friend or that you read it in an editorial. See her reaction and then let her know that it was HER folks!If see knew about the test ahead of time then you know to RUN!!!!!!!! She will start to do shit like that to you too!_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 October 20, 2002 uh. OK, everyone, for those who haven't figured it out by now this DID NOT happen to me. I am not engaged to anyone. This was just a funny email my Dad sent me. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #8 October 20, 2002 'just tryin' to be there for ya _______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slotperfect 7 #9 October 20, 2002 Dustin Hoffman and Anne Bancroft in "The Graduate"Arrive Safely John Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
