f1freak 0 #1 October 22, 2002 A BRITISH DOCTOR SAYS, "MEDICINE IN MY COUNTRY IS SO ADVANCED THAT WE CAN TAKE A KIDNEY OUT OF ONE MAN PUT IT IN ANOTHER AND HAVE HIM LOOKING FOR WORK IN SIX WEEKS." A GERMAN DOCTOR SAYS, "THATS NOTHING, WE CAN TAKE A LUNG OUT OF ONE PERSON PUT IT IN ANOTHER AND HAVE HIM LOOKING FOR WORK IN FOUR WEEKS." A RUSSIAN DOCTOR SAYS "IN MY COUNTRY MEDICINE IS SO ADVANCED WE CAN TAKE HALF A HEART OUT OF ONE PERSON PUT IT IN ANOTHER AND HAVE THEM BOTH LOOKING FOR WORK IN TWO WEEKS." THE AMERICAN DOCTOR, NOT TO BE OUTDONE SAYS, "YOU GUYS ARE WAY BEHIND, WE JUST TOOK A MAN WITH NO BRAIN OUT OF TEXAS, PUT HIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE, AND NOW HALF THE COUNTRY IS LOOKING FOR WORK, AND THE OTHER HALF IS PREPARING FOR WAR.HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #2 October 22, 2002 Like him better than Bubba. Would you care for a cigar jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #3 October 22, 2002 That depends on what your definition of a is....... Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
