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mountainman

WOMEN - Fight Terrorism --> do your part!

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Received this via email: B|

This will be covered live on CNN and ESPN and all North Americans are encouraged to participate!

Taliban and Al-Qaeda abhor nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman outside of marriage. Next Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EST, all North American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked. This will assist authorities in the identification of terrorist cells within your neighborhood. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove that they think it's OK to see other women nude. (Since the enemy does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban and anti-Al-Qaeda sentiment.)

Please notify the appropriate authorities of any people who do not participate. Your efforts to root out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and indicate your desire to demonstrate your patriotism.

To achieve 100% participation, forward this note to other similarly minded patriots.

http://www.brandonandlaura.com

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