Deuce 1 #51 October 23, 2002 Quote Since I turned 40 last May, I am way more sensitve to being called "old" than "fat"! ARGH! So true! I will never be able to just "look nice" ever again. Now any compliment is caged with the same three words "...for his age".Not a bad skydiver (insert here) Rides the motorcycle pretty good (insert here) The ( ) used to always contain "for a fat guy" Runs pretty fast (insert here) Quick fielder (insert here) Nathan's are all followed by (for a post whore) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #52 October 23, 2002 That's me laughing right now....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #53 October 23, 2002 You've got a GREAT laugh ( ). Damn. Those all look like boobies to me now.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #54 October 23, 2002 Quote I may have to kick you for Michele next time I see you! [Wink] Aim carefully. Remember, I am a black belt (and really fast, "for a fat chick"...!...faster than lots of the skinny folk, and can take a hit far better....Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #55 October 23, 2002 Well Michele, I'm not a black belt, but I'm sure I'll have help from more than one SDC skychic! eeneR has already volunteered! Really "pleasingly plump"??? Who WOULDN'T want to kick him after that??? Quantity may just have to take the place of quality in this instance..... maura Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #56 October 23, 2002 Michele, since you fit into the seat without issues, can easily open the door and would probably be out it and diving while the stewardess cringed in horror the words "fat bitch" in no way apply my apologies if you thought they did...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #57 October 23, 2002 Are you any good at leg wrestling? That's the best way to meet a kewl skydiving dude... The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lewmonst 0 #58 October 23, 2002 a kewl fat skydiving dude Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #59 October 23, 2002 Hmmm Tigra, I just had a thought....John might just enjoy a beating from a few SDC skydiver chic's.....we have to come up with something a little more torturous..... She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #60 October 23, 2002 How about dumping him at 10K on a nice "chili" day?? Bet he'd be wishing for a little more body fat after a 5 minute canopy ride when its 40 degrees on the ground! BRRRRRRRR! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #61 October 23, 2002 Remember to wear panties, though. The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #62 October 23, 2002 Bawahahaha......ROFLMAO!!!!! There ya go.....nice cool january afternoon!!!!....Un planned Cross Country......She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lewmonst 0 #63 October 23, 2002 do you have any idea... how much...how much i... i .... um... you know... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Galen 0 #64 October 23, 2002 On my last flight I sat next to a woman who had to put the armrest up that was between us becuase she was too big. She had to get up to use the bathroom 3 times. Took her 5 minutes to get out of the seat each time. She said to me "they don't make these seats easy to get out of". She also had a shirt that read "WWJD". I thought to myself "run around the blcok a few times". Respect the Dolphin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #65 October 23, 2002 Quote Quote If you're missing a cheesecake, it's NOT a disability. That's a harsh, and somewhat funny, way of putting it, but I have to agree. I think this should also apply to the 6'8" 340lb bodybuilder monsters that board planes, too. Have you ever tried to sit next to one on a Super-80 cattle car? It's just as bad. You have a big guy's elbow in your ribcage almost through the whole flight. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #66 October 23, 2002 Quote John... I think you got yourself in trouble with the SDC girls.....Tigra...we will have to gang up on him.. I don't know any SDC girl who requires two seats on the plane, but anyway ... you may wrestle with me on Saturday.Question - is there anyone reading this thread who overlaps a standard airline (coach) seat? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #67 October 23, 2002 WWJD...for a klondike bar? mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #68 October 23, 2002 Worst I saw was on a domestic flight in the states. A couple were so obese that they purposely booked the window and aisle seats (they knew they were too obese to sit next to each other). One of my friends was lucky enough to get the seat in the middle of them, they both overflowed onto him... Equally disturbing was their little son, couldn't have been older than 5 but was already obese. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #69 October 23, 2002 Quote WWJD...for a klondike bar? What would JT do? I like it!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Galen 0 #70 October 23, 2002 Good one. I'm laughing my ass off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #71 October 23, 2002 You may be obese if you are sleeping at a bus station and someone paints a greyhound on your sides. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #72 October 23, 2002 You may be obese if you are used as a visual aid at cellulite seminars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #73 October 23, 2002 Quote WWJD...for a klondike bar? I've seen that on a tshirt. I was thinking about buying it. I think "Who Would Jesus Do?" wouldn't go over as well, though... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #74 October 23, 2002 Quote Quote WWJD...for a klondike bar? I've seen that on a tshirt. I was thinking about buying it. I think "Who Would Jesus Do?" wouldn't go over as well, though... WWED - What would Elvis Do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #75 October 23, 2002 WWYD -what would yoda do?____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
