lummy 4 #1 October 23, 2002 Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all, Pastor." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "What happened?" inquired the pastor. "My wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor. "We know," said the young man, "We're not welcome at Home Depot anymore either."I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vance 0 #2 October 23, 2002 That's hilarious! I can see this opening something up...what's the most public place people have done the wild thing and not gotten caught. Oh what the hell, even if you did get caught. Vance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #3 October 24, 2002 that's funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #4 October 24, 2002 LMAO! Thats funny! (sounds like some people I know! heh!) "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skitzo 0 #5 October 24, 2002 Hehehe....Thats funny!- "How do you keep your feet on the ground when you know you were born to fly?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #6 October 24, 2002 That's a keeper! - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
